@GodzillaSays: "I have no reason to save humans...they're always bullying me." ~from Ghidorah the 3 Headed Monster

Happy Pig in a Blanket Day!

Yes the FBI DNS Changer rumor is real-if you are infected, you'll "lose ur Interwebz"; affects Mac + PC; check here: http://www.dns-ok.us/

For those of you wanting to know when obscure, funny holidays are, try subscribing to this via iCal or Google Cal: http://ping.fm/ypPr0

Happy National Garlic Day!

Must. Have. For. Desert. Trip. These are the iiissshhhtt!!! @ZombieTargets https://buyzombietargets.com/

2020: 1/5 of all US Citizens will be over 65; 1/5 of them won't be able to drive themselves: @Nate_Berg: http://ping.fm/TtGJF

Alright, @Microsoft... this Day in the Life FB app is seriously cool. I'm making my movie of it now... on.fb.me/AYITLfb

10 Reasons Why Darth Vader Was a Kickass Project Manager (via @ComputerGeeks): http://ping.fm/9qdWu

"People who are drunk solve creative problems 30% faster than sober people" ~Wired guy on @ColbertNation

@KatrinaBonds: Dave Chappelle called the Tupac hologram years ago! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai1yagSvUUI&feature=related

DJ Topsider (@BryceSail88) shows you how clever mashups can be on Mashup Breakdown: YACHT ROCK! http://mashupbreakdown.com/yacht-rock

I gotta agree with @RollingStone: hologram Tupac at @Coachella is a little "weird and disturbing" http://ping.fm/KT0E8

"Should Rick Santorum be able to abort his campaign without an invasive ultrasound?" (via @Reddit)

San Diego, here's your new theme song; literally, tears from laughing so hard: http://ping.fm/bAAdD

They ignored my name on the Do Not Call list. I ignored their dignity. http://www.callhating.com/ via @Reddit, natch!

#BROTIP: do not stick your dick in crazy...

HAPPY NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICH DAY! http://ping.fm/BiDON

Sometimes you just need to remove certain persons from your life...on Facebook, Twitter, Skype, iPhone, contacts, e-mail... like a rootkit.

HEY! YOU! Go get #GSharp from @KingFantastic pronto if you value your street cred: http://ping.fm/lLgBd

Listen up! @TheAdGurl is now blawgin' large out at http://theadgurl.wordpress.com/

April 8, 2014: Say goodbye to support for Windows XP and Office 2003: http://ping.fm/HbQtM

Does anyone have firsthand experience with @Microsoft's @Office365 product? Specifically AD integration to existing infrastructure?

Most brilliant Kickstarter idea yet? Camping pot uses thermoelectric power generation to charge your devices while cooking! http://ping.fm/K47Kv

@CineBeth #OCCUPYMIDIAN Extended Version of @RealCliveBarker's Nightbreed? YES PLEASE! http://ping.fm/waGb4

Fridays don't get much cooler than being followed by @ERICB "Eric B break the sticks (you got it) / Rakim will begin when you make the mix"

How to turn a $5.9T surplus into a $6T deficit, by the United States of America... via @Reddit http://i.imgur.com/QNI2F.jpg

“Pressure washing yourself will not increase intelligence or sobriety.” http://ping.fm/vD4Pq

Sometimes I solve IT problems so fast, I'm all like PEW! PEW! PEW! ---> http://i.minus.com/inwaXwVjFTHyo.gif