Just because you mechanically retweet @mashable all day long does not impress me. Find your own content, nimrods!

"The average Tea Partier is sincerely against government spending—with the exception of the money spent on them." http://ping.fm/WZmzl

THE BOX IS BACK! All new D&D RedBox brings a tear to my eye... http://www.wizards.com/dnd/redbox.aspx

@reddit has the gems: WAIT FOR IT TO FULLY LOAD, best music visualizer I've ever seen; move your cursor,too: http://soytuaire.labuat.com/?3

@ladygaga & teh Monster Ball come to San Diego! http://ping.fm/QYgyK

Best. Hijacked. Photoshop tips thread. EVAR. You have to check out at least 5 pages of this lunacy @reddit: http://ping.fm/E1lJb

Entire Star Wars saga to be redone in 3D, re-released in theaters; BRING ON THE EPISODE IV DEATH STAR TRENCH! http://ping.fm/t318A

@ICHCheezburger: iz hadz mr. snuggies forebber BEST EVER LOLCAT! http://ping.fm/pm8Gx

god damn that DJ made my day!

Thank you for all the birthday wishes! XOXO!

#FF for my birthday: @hotforwords, @ladygaga, @FirehousePB, @greenhouseintl, @cinebeth, @quotegarden, @ScheffXP, @MikeSilva83, @MakiWulf

#FF for my birthday: @hotforwords, @ladygaga, @FirehousePB, @greenhouseintl, @cinebeth, @quotegarden, @ScheffXP, @MikeSilva83, @MakiWulf

This is NOT the Onion: regular fellatio may significantly (by 40%) reduce the risk of breast cancer: http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

Jon Stewart interviews (my hero) George Carlin; the best interview you have never seen (thanks @reddit): http://ping.fm/dk2YV

Go shorty!

The rumor that I hacked FB accounts is false; the rumor that @film_femme is a compulsive liar and a serial whore is, unfortunately, true.

Thrift store platinum! Hardback "I am America (And So Can You)" by Stephen Colbert for $1.99 in mint condition!

"People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty." ~Richard J. Needham

For my birthday on Friday, I would most appreciate recommendations written for me out on LinkedIn: http://linkedin.com/in/froggacuda

"Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." ~Voltaire

Remember Star Blazers? Space Battleship Yamato has a new LIVE ACTION trailer for the movie I can't wait for, with Aerosmith: http://ping.fm/k2vSa

Avast ye scurvy dogs! It's talk like a Pirate day!

@bungietweets: I have missed HALO so much...the campaign is enthralling!

COLBERT / STEWART RALLIES OCTOBER 30TH: http://ping.fm/OUe61

I <3 CORTANA! http://www.thekartel.com/derkasan/blog/2010/09/14/hot_cosplay_of_the_week:_halos_cortana

Bela Chris Feher: 1969-2005: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com

TWO POSTS FOR BELA: The obituaries and the eulogy. Those of us left behind are pleading the fifth...the fifth anniversary: http://ping.fm/tcJO8

"This is the day / Your life will surely change"; this is the 5th anniversary of my brother Chris Bela Feher passing into the great beyond.

"the planet isn't going anywhere...WE are." ~George Carlin: http://ping.fm/6Wzih

@reddit: Best 1 TAKE fight scene ever; over 6 minutes of Tom Yum Goong badassery from The Protector in HD: http://ping.fm/6cMeN

It's not if you're paranoid or not; it's if you're paranoid enough. Trust no one.

"You will remember this day...as long as you live." ~Dan Rather, 09-11-2001

FREE DOWNLOAD: The DJ Lurk comp of WTC / 9-11 tribute mixes with embedded newscast samples-get the WTC (2001).zip file here: http://ping.fm/Hbf1a

You know you're a serious geek when you're hooking up fans to cool your amps so you can keep the tunes flowin' for respecting 9-11 heroes...

"move ah-side and let the man go through..." ~Soul Coughing

Unreal: just found a French promo of Depeche Mode-Enjoy the Silence...ON TOP OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER in 1990: http://ping.fm/pjJev

This commercial will make you cry; Nissan Leaf: POLAR BEAR: http://ping.fm/9h2H2

AHHH MY GAWD! Sept 14th not soon enough; extended HD Halo Reach trailer: http://ping.fm/FOcmO

First Bush, now Obama sighted with the One Ring of Power...make the Hobbit movies already! http://i.imgur.com/DQN8b.jpg

I freakin' love thrift store finds. What's the best treasure you've ever found?

Help out my homie @slantview and buy his sweet Toyota truck: http://ping.fm/IErxj

@rackspace is awesome, shuts down Dove World Outreach Center's websites for violating their hate-speech clause in the contract: http://ping.fm/X4iHE

Feline invasion of Ikea! This is sooo sweet! http://ping.fm/7eVxc

MIKE THE HEADLESS CHICKEN! @kleptus @turtle0 @jahuffman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

GreenHouse Holdings, Inc. Announces Acquisition Close of Life Protection, Inc. http://ow.ly/2BTNl #government #green @greenhouseintl

25th anniversary of Better Off Dead: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!" http://ping.fm/25Akg

@reddit: This data-mashing of 527,000 user profiles by @okcupid is DAMN FASCINATING: http://ping.fm/f5mP9

@stephenathome counterannounces that the Colbert Rally was an idea from @reddit on the Colbert Report: http://ping.fm/ZmK72

(619) I pregamed the Daily Show / Colbert Report premieres...so proud!

Ridley Scott, Alien prequels, and nastiness via @reddit: http://ping.fm/3ShAK

@TacoBell RT @froggacuda Just saw the new Chicken Flatbread sandwich commercial (UNDER $1). After laughter, I find myself wanting one.

@TacoBell: OK, just saw the new Chicken Flatbread sandwich commercial (UNDER A BUCK). After finishing laughter, I find myself wanting one...

@HelenASPopkin: Jon Stewart's totally hinting at that Restoring Truthiness rally all the kids are cryin' for on @reddit: http://ping.fm/FmTJW

FUCK THE DOVE WORLD OUTREACH CENTER! It's beyond the pale when you threaten my brothers/sisters in the armed forces with collateral damage.

"Sleepwalker: nomadic shapeshifting creatures with human and feline origins. Vulnerable to the deadly scratch of the cat." ~Chillicoathe

Americans used to be fat, dumb, and happy. Now they're just fat and dumb: http://www.commondreams.org/view/2010/09/05-0

How to create 625,000 jobs and save $640m in America. Now. http://ping.fm/ubBZm

Cee-Lo Green can haz video for FUCK YOU; ain't that some shit: http://ping.fm/mMZcH

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. " ~Jules, Pulp Fiction

"Synchronicity is serendipity" ~Thee Froggacuda

Unfriending me on Facebook is not the devastating blow you think it is in your own lonely universe...

Ping.fm gets more user signups in 3 days than the rest of the year as people are looking for Apples Ping!

My iPhone 4 is now online; SkyNet, can you hear me now? This thing had better transform or something...

@klassyfucker: Facebook "Stalker Button" is going to be used by more prefixes than just ex-anything: http://ping.fm/xsqEY

Looks like I'll be tearing up the ones and twos at the DLM pool this weekend with @brookeleeadams and the rest of the Get Phresh Crew-Holla!

"that is not dead which can eternal lie / and with strange aeons, even death may die" ~ HP Lovecraft

It's September. I fucking hate this month...