Spiderbro! This brought a tear to my eye: http://i.imgur.com/bvxnW.jpg

@helenaspopkin: I don't always play with Transformers, but when I do, I prefer Decepticons: http://ping.fm/ogXCm

"I am, therefore I'll think" ~John Galt | "Altruism sucks!" @johnwgalt | APRIL 15, 2011:
http://www.atlasshruggedpart1.com/

Rut roh! http://i.imgur.com/ZoJZw.jpg

@stephenathome: ok NOW I am terrified of bears. And in San Diego, too: http://i.imgur.com/hRLrs.jpg

@kleptus: bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians: http://ping.fm/K4aJP

@reddit: it's MY beret now... http://i.imgur.com/kekWZ.jpg

Mmmmmm...yeahhhh... http://i.imgur.com/wrywg.jpg

@reddit: Meanwhile, in California... http://i.imgur.com/UVIAq.jpg

@syfy Mega Python vs Gatoroid: hosted by its 80s starlets Debbie Gibson & Tiffany dropping lines from their songs is delicious...

I am going to surgically attach this to Brother's head when I find where to get one: http://i.imgur.com/CDQIP.jpg

As soon as I can find where to get one, I am surgically attaching this to Brother's head: http://i.imgur.com/CDQIP.jpg

And I thought my Decepticons band-aids were the best...I was wrong: http://svpply.com/item/128535/What_Happened_Bandages

I am going to do this to Brother as soon as I find out where to get one: http://i.imgur.com/CDQIP.jpg

@bootiemashup: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT EXPLAIN IT. download them all! http://ping.fm/1Mx9T

There are mashups; then there's LOVE+PEACE+GREASE: that's @bootiemashup: you gotta hear this! http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestof/

"Yo Dre, drop English right about now" "I'm expressin' with my full capabilities / And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.." @DrDreWC

"Yo Dre, drop English right about now" "I'm expressin' with my full capabilities / And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.." @DrDreWC

@bratmix: precisely! so say @theDJkevinbrown, @mikeybeats, @missDJfrankiem, @DJaylasimone, @sleepinggiant: http://bit.ly/ghGtXi

Can't make this shit up: "Weed Firing Catapult Discovered at US-Mexico Border" http://ping.fm/WQXhF

LOLTHULHU! "Oh God I can see forever!" http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-god-i-can-see-forever

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" I'll fall for the five hot chicks in Sucker Punch anyday: http://ping.fm/9qChU

@whitehouse Obama is talking about better education; I say invest in LEGOs: these badass guns are hella innovative: http://ping.fm/0MUOE

If you like @therealgirltalk then you're gonna love @milkmanmusic; he just posted his trilogy-completing third album for free! http://ping.fm/8s1e4

Yo, dawg, I heard you're watching the #SOTU but in Egypt important shit is happening: riots, Twitter blocked, bravery: http://ping.fm/owKLM

This is fuckin' amazing; French beatbox wizard Eklips does a 4 minute history of hip hop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_2vmkTmf0

@ladygaga and @perezhilton love #Nutella -- 11 lbs worth of it? http://www.amazon.com/Ferrero-Nutella-Made-Italy-11-02lbs/dp/B003NL9MPW

@joerogan: Dear people that have music on autoplay on your website - catch the fuck up, it ain't 1998, and that shit is annoying // AMEN bro

Next question: Nissan Xterra or Toyota 4Runner? Discuss after reading this: http://ping.fm/nQ4kq

BLAWG: Death in the Vehicular Family: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/25/death-in-the-vehicular-family/

@thinkgeek: WANT! NAO! http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/01/your-ipad-is-an-arcade-cabinet-the-journey-from-joke-to-product.ars

If the bank can no longer find the title on your home, you could get it back free and clear. Interesting! http://ping.fm/xjaDu

1 in 5 children online get eaten by rabid bears... http://imgur.com/5BFJM.jpg

"I'll go to hell before I fuck my brand up" @kingfantastic #goodshit

Every single girlfriend I have ever had takes keen and wicked pleasure in this: http://i.imgur.com/nXaN0.jpg

Stab someone with your 4-sided die? Court rules that Dungeons & Dragons a threat to prison security: http://ping.fm/ZE4da

@reddit: "Dance before the police come" http://i.imgur.com/I6ATt.jpg

you know you like it! http://brands.kraftfoods.com/thecheesiest/

Stop me before I blog again! Get your FESTIVUS on: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/festivus-grievances-and-strength/

"Manifestation through narration" ~ @rxearth

"We think that a largely military approach to cybersecurity is a mistake" http://ping.fm/s8Fha

Mr. @KeithOlbermann 's exit comes on the eve of Comcast Corp.'s takeover of network parent NBC Universal...

"Where the fuck is the waitress at with my drinks!?!" ~Ludacris

I don't always agree with liberals, but when I do, I listen to @KeithOlbermann. WHAT THE FUCK!?! http://ping.fm/MAm4l

"And before anyone gets a chance to speak / I say yo, don't say nuthin'; I guess I'm just a freak" ~Digital Underground

I hated this guy, too: http://imgur.com/oUOvT.jpg

Yet another reason animals > humans: dog guards owners grave: http://imgur.com/tJUvS.jpg

I am dying laughing; @SouthPark is finally lampooning HP Lovecraft! http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360449/cthulhu

"Do humans have the right to have the power to control animals scientifically?" ~chief scientist in Terror of Mechagodzilla. Good question.

"As the needle slips into the run-out groove /
Love, maybe you feel it too..." ~Keane, Perfect Symmetry (Live at the Cherrytree House)

"YOU DON'T HANG UP ON ME!!!" ~Belén Sky calling her Unkle @jahuffman back on Skype...and then hanging up. Broke a rib laughing with @kleptus

Cat summoned to jury duty; Judge says "must appear in court". It's shit like this, GOVT: http://ping.fm/UTp1X

"I think I'm taking CRAZY PILLS!" Zoolander 2 confirmed by Ben Stiller: http://ping.fm/aSSCB

Worse than crack, heroin, or PCP: CATNIP!!! Not! Even! Once! http://imgur.com/ZA7WQ.jpg

Baristas and bartenders, THIS is how you get tips! http://www.imgur.com/TBGxC.jpg

Chatroulette is so 2010; ladeez an genlmenz, I give you BLAZEROULETTE! Fire 'em up! http://www.blazeroulette.com

Excellent, if subtle, advice, not just for underclassmen: http://i.imgur.com/D3eTo.jpg

DJ Lurk's 2010 FESTIVUS compilation posted: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/festivus-grievances-and-strength/

SUPERB! RT @slantview, @drupal: Drupal is 10 years old today! http://bit.ly/hGMRLM post by @dries

The M0nster Zer0 page has been rebuilt with audio and pics! Download 'em nao! http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/monster-zero/

A new @okcupid blog on attractiveness via pictures is up with their traditional large data sets, examples, and zingers: http://ping.fm/D8rjX

@StephenAtHome opens The Colbert Report with hoping @NickiMinaj wins a Grammy! I'd definitely file that as a Colbert bump...

@bootiemashup has released their sick mashups from 2010 as a comp + the "almost made its" http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestofbootie2010/

Did anyone else in San Diego just see that crazy meteorite or something streak downwards out west?

If dogs had opposable thumbs... http://ping.fm/juqkh

@reddit sleuths everything; the YouTube of Jared Lee Loughner, accused shooter. W T F !!! http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10

TIL about Sergeant Stubby, the only DOG to be promoted through combat and who was all-around amazing: http://ping.fm/gOAQX

Pacemaker handheld DJ system...FUCKIN' WANT! Check out the second video here: http://ping.fm/nzOlo

San Diego thrift store gold: hardback Gardner's Art Through the Ages 5th ed. $3, hardback Penguin Compleat Works of Shakespeare $1.50

TIL there's a friendly and active San Diego sub- @reddit with jobs, advice, info, local activities, and wonderful Reddit intelligence: http://ping.fm/7Jchh

Just in case you didn't catch the genius lyrics the first time, here's Cee-Lo Green's Fuck You...in sign language: http://ping.fm/LTuwT

@gracieglam & @kristinarosexxx - it doesn't get better than this! Gracie Glam gettin' glammy: http://yfrog.com/h86vstqj

Words and images are as potent as bullets. The tone of American political rhetoric has GOT to grow up @sarahpalinusa http://imgur.com/gs0t7

A thoughtful review of the first, and arguably best, MMORPG of all time: Outside: http://ping.fm/7bfpX

I see your @tfln and raise you @reddit 's version: http://www.reddit.com/r/LastNight/

Rest in peace and godspeed, Anastasia Katarina kittn: http://on.fb.me/gdueB6

Rest in peace and godspeed, Anastasia Katarina kittn: http://bit.ly/aWIXLt

"I don't care what people say / The rush is worth the price I pay"

Van Gogh, tilt-shifted...awesomeness ensues: http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/van-goghs-paintings-get

Who else is on Tumblr? Any suggestions to follow? http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

@hyundai does it like a BOSS by providing the Equus car owner's manual as an interactive guide on the free iPad in the glove-box: http://ping.fm/nUbfz

Where are my YouTubers at? I need some moar friends and my favorites list is the best on the webz: http://www.youtube.com/user/froggacuda

New version of Handbrake out, first update since 2009, check it out: http://handbrake.fr/downloads.php

Yes, DJ Lurk has a 2010 comp; almost complete, 2 discs, need a name. Suggestions?

SB 1317 California, if your K-8 child misses more than 10% of the school year without a good excuse, $2000 fine + 1 year in jail http://info.sen.ca.gov/pub/09-10/bill/sen/sb_1301-1350/sb_1317_bill_20100930_chaptered.html