@TFLN: ‎(715): i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...

"Humor is...despair refusing to take itself seriously." ~Arland Ussher

@stephenathome TO @REDDIT: "I can't believe some computer nerds could raise more money than Hillary Clinton" http://ping.fm/wTjAN

"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues" http://www.seussville.com/loraxproject/

@reddit: the best tramp stamp evar: http://ping.fm/NvD76

Sign the online petition to treat video games like books, music, movies: protected free speech: http://ping.fm/HfnIG

Allison Neumann's Montana Sapphire Collection in november San Diego Magazine! great work Allison! check the article, check the line http://ping.fm/apLEm

This is my day in a nutshell. Actually, in an animated gif: http://i.imgur.com/S7Emp.gif

#FF: @waynebrady @snoopdogg @sashagrey @therealnimoy @rokcouture @penthouse @reddit @omgitslexi @hotforwords @brookeleeadams @gracieglam

#FF @bacontoday @whitneycummings @selfcarequeen @chapter_three @b1eth @skitch @paprikacruz @thedoowopsd @armada @jessicahasson @daisykwan

Oingo Boingo tribute band Dead Man's Party Oct 29th at SoundWave/WaveHouse in San Diego: WHO IS WITH ME? http://ping.fm/PFBlr

IT IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY! SHOUT IT OUT, SHEEPLE! http://capslockday.com/

Check out the ZOMBIE side of Sears; after laughing at the English, turn it to Zombian: http://ping.fm/G7490

How Facebook ranks news in your friend feeds; great empirically-tested article about why you see some people and not others: http://ping.fm/kSh2P

Facetime for OSX beta announced and available now: http://www.apple.com/mac/facetime/

Now THIS is recycling: a home made out of all 4.5m parts of a Boeing 747: http://ping.fm/FYiJ2

I am offended by Sarah Palin-in fact any female-telling anyone-to "man up". This is a sexist and dangerous term: http://ping.fm/NvswT

R.I.P. Tom Bosley, aka Mr. Cunningham: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20435305,00.html

OPT-OUT of over 100 online advertising networks at one fell swoop: http://www.networkadvertising.org/managing/opt_out.asp

Blog post: "It Doesn't Get Any Easier the Second Time Around" for Kanji-Fergie-Gaga-Kittn: http://ping.fm/lYWcd

It is accomplished. Godspeed, Kanji-creature. http://i.imgur.com/ac1BJ.jpg

It is accomplished. Godspeed, Kanji-creature. http://i.imgur.com/ac1BJ.jpg

Ladies, please, Please, PLEASE stop with the goddamn duckface. http://antiduckface.com/

Kanji Fergie Gaga Kittn passes on at noon this Friday. She blesses all of her little monsters. Send love. http://i.imgur.com/ac1BJ.jpg

Wag of the finger, @NPR! You didn't forbid employees from Glenn Beck's rally, why Colbert/Stewarts? http://ping.fm/BvkzX

Two sisters stage 3 day martial arts contest in order to find suitable husbands. No, this is for real: http://ping.fm/i4u2r

ZOOLANDER 2 FUCK YEAH! http://ping.fm/RZYdN

@GrowthEnergy: EPA greenlights E15 (15% ethanol splash blend with gasoline) for 2007 and newer vehicles: http://www.growthenergy.org/news-media-center/releases/epa-greenlights-ethanol-increase-in-fuel-blend/

Big Daddy Kane posts the best Facebook status of all time: http://imgur.com/RQaDD

What the hell, Ping.fm? FIX YO SHIZZLE!

GreenHouse Holdings + Pepsi = energy efficient bottling with Auto Demand Response! http://ping.fm/4d6iW

GreenHouse Holdings + Pepsi = energy efficient bottling with Auto Demand Response! http://ping.fm/bqDOt

GreenHouse Holdings + Pepsi = energy efficient bottling with Auto Demand Response! http://ping.fm/tqATn

"shut up and put your money where your mouth is / that's what you get for waking up in Vegas" @katyperry

@lady gaga: "you and me could write a bad romance."

Spending time with Kanji Fergie Gaga today, because it is time... http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/5156168

@oldspice, @isaiahmustafa: SMELL LIKE A MONSTER! Grover from Sesame Street is doin' it right! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM

@jahuffman: Surface Furniture featured in Digital Trends! http://www.digitaltrends.com/lifestyle/surface-furniture-design-studio/

Afrojack essential mix keeps the rain away...

Heroic mule is BAD ASS; saves 2 x dogs, 2 x people from terrifying mountain lion, with pictures: http://ping.fm/9trk9

Sunday server rebuilding going to hell in a handbasket. $5 says I'm spending the night at work.

@reddit: Redditors, GET TO DONATING to realize the dream of Iama Stephen Colbert, AMA--Stewart/Colbert Rally update: http://ping.fm/Gm3bS