@PINGfm: your service is much, much more reliable in the last week. Thank you!

@TechCrunch @LinkedIn @StacyZapar this is fascinating! Rethink your social strategy, stat! http://ping.fm/pfPzS

RUMOR: OSX Lion drops at 9AM PST next Wednesday: http://ping.fm/eixT5

"Bachmann is exactly the right kind of completely batshit crazy...grandiose crazy, late-stage Kim Jong-Il crazy" http://ping.fm/qKOa5

The Hoffpocalypse is nigh; apparently I am interesting enough for @DavidHasselhoff to follow me! Life = complete!

For the latest in what I find interesting on teh Interwebz, it's best to follow my Tumblr: http://ping.fm/YK5WC

Via @Reddit: I believe in Unicorns, without Christ's sake: http://imgur.com/WcPu0 Plus, I heard from @MattSpencer there's a Unicorn Farm...

@Reddit's wonderful Random Acts of Pizza subreddit featured on @CNN; @AndersonCooper here's a story for you: http://ping.fm/Q8f5Q

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand" ~Mark Twain

@Wikipedia: List of Common Misconceptions. This is fascinating! http://ping.fm/EX7zI

Catnip is a hell of a drug... http://ping.fm/5gEj2

Poor Bert! (via @Reddit) http://imgur.com/p4wha.jpg

The Great Speedup; read this now over @MotherJones: http://ping.fm/y2A44

via @LillyLyle: I see your Lorem Ipsum boilerplate and raise you LORIZZLE MY NIZZLE! http://www.lorizzle.nl/

via @LillyLyle: I see your Lorem Ipsum boilerplate and raise you LORIZZLE MY NIZZLE! http://www.lorizzle.nl/

I've owned snakes, tarantulas, scorpions...this is the first thing i'll say fuck everything about this, South US: http://ping.fm/FamGb

The central belief is that [the] undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe 'after drinking heavily' http://ping.fm/TDHgv

"it should also go without saying that a belief in the morality of this war [Libya] is not an excuse for waging it illegally" http://ping.fm/Xlbel

The Muppets spoof Green Lantern with a new trailer (via @Mashable): http://ping.fm/6Qu1m

"People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something" ~Calvin

THE FROG MUST DIE! Check out my @aboutdotme profile for teh epicz: http://about.me/froggacuda

Freakin' AWESOME alert: The Wub Machine remixes any song into DubStep; just drag it in and let it do its thing! http://the.wubmachine.com/

The Bento Box: this is teh awesomeness--check out this design. Mind. Blown. @yankodesign http://ping.fm/nkZPi

Restore your faith in your fellow humans: http://www.Reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

GnR's "Welcome to the Jungle"...played on two cellos. This is hardcore! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYEgwwCYWw&feature=player_embedded

<---is fuckin' grouchy. like trash-can Sez-Mee Street grouchy. must be these Miller High Life 32s I am reduced to drinkin' on...

Why I love @Reddit: Random Acts of Pizza: http://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/

Republicans and Democrats: "A POX ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!"