So much crap to do, I'm just making punchlists for tomorrow. @ThistleSpeak invoicing is supposed to make money at least...

It all started with a flow chart about people peeing on the floor at work. ..via @Reddit http://i.imgur.com/ekKnv.jpg #meme

Looks like its gonna be a hot one this weekend...stay classy San Diego! http://i.imgur.com/jg4GG.jpg

Kurt Vonnegut is a BAMF: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/03/i-am-very-real.html

Nothing beats a fat cat as an under-blanket space heater...

SD Mayoral candidate Nathan Fletcher quits the GOP to become an independent: http://ping.fm/qLBxC

To all you MacBook Air early-adopters, this is what I think Apple is up to next (and why I haven't bought one yet) http://ping.fm/H4Qmf

@StacyZapar: what's your take on BranchOut for Facebook? http://ping.fm/dPHuT

DaFuq with the Twitter spam to check out "WalMartUser2" etc? Can you even report spam on Twitter?

Rewatching the X-Files S1 on a rainy night...I want to believe...heh heh heh...

Just because you own high tech doesn't mean you use it effectively. Like people with expensive cameras that take crappy photos.

Khameleon808 is back at it again, this time a billion clips of video over dubstep; hat tip to @Wired: http://ping.fm/Nutuj

If an employer demands your social network passwords, tell them that is a federal crime: http://ping.fm/qT5lr

My fingers are itching and my throat is dry; sounds like the Parlour turntables are going to fire up this evening...anyone join me?

Rain is like an apocalyptic event in San Diego. Headlights on and drive safe; it'll magnify your Jameson's, folks. Happy St Paddys!

DAMN THE IDES OF MARCH! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March

If it draws blood and kick it, it's hardware; if you can only scream and curse at it, it's software.

@KingFantastic + @Ztrip covering @FinalLevel's "Squeeze the Trigger"? IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, SON! http://ping.fm/mER7d

Every time I see hawt chicks taking self-pics I just want to...clean their mirrors.

"The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec." ~Marcus Dolengo

RT @SHAQ: Proud of my company @GreenHouseIntl for building an orphanage in Ghana. http://bit.ly/xRVIwF We gotta take care of the kids.

@TheWhitePanda has done it again; grab the phreshness of Bambooyah! ASAP and revel in the mixiest of mashups! http://ping.fm/KvQx4

Via @ComputerGeeks: the difference between Geeks and Nerds [infographic] http://infographicjournal.com/geek-vs-nerd/

Apropos: in China, the Xterra is known as the Nissan Paladin. FTW.

I have two Terastation RAID arrays for sale: 0.75TB and 1.25TB, fresh format, working perfectly - PM me. Perfect for backups / media servers

Life is worth living when you enjoy your own company. I'm taking a ride with my best friend...

THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE: THE PRECEDING STATEMENT IS FALSE.

@KristinaRosexxx @kingfantastic @djtroublemaker @RemixTheVideo testing new AppleTV firmware with this: http://ping.fm/0sJUt

Sneakernet is not quite as fast when using 500GB drives...

I NEED MOAR BANDWIDTH! Cannot wait to get to new offices at Mission Brewery and gut and retune my Premier infrastructure.

iOS update server is unavailable. Is it volume of users or are they updating for iOS 5.1? Anyone? Voodoo economics?

White People Problems: the GOP: http://news.salon.com/2012/03/04/whats_the_matter_with_white_people/singleton/

"The Constitution guarantees due process, not judicial process." Eric Holder is SO FULL OF SEMANTIC BULLSHIT @ggreenwald http://ping.fm/OhQzY

@Skrillex drops groceries; sick beets are the result! http://i.imgur.com/xGyTL.jpg (again, via @Reddit, en fuego)

So, I decided to look into the Ethernet port on my cable modem... (via @Reddit) http://i.imgur.com/8NJds.jpg

45 Calvin and Hobbes desktops optimized for 1920x1200 courtesy of @Reddit: http://imgur.com/a/ugVR0

I'm going to say this one last time: TOILET PAPER GOES OVER THE TOP, NOT UNDER! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

The issue in a nutshell via @Reddit: http://ping.fm/9XbN5

I am willing to murder someone with my bare hands for #DoritosLocosTacos from @TacoBell http://www.tacobell.com/doritoslocostacos

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." ~Dr. #Seuss

"and all that the Lorax left here in this mess / was a small pile of rocks with one word /
UNLESS" Happy B-Day, Dr. #Seuss!