What's this handbasket I'm in? 2010 is just around the bend. Safe environments, people...and have fun!

DIE P.O.T.S. DIE! Now focus infrastructure towards getting me serious bandwidth to my curb. May the best provider of pipe win! http://ping.fm/nZSgh

Scientists find limit to their secular vocabulary, admit that V-Ger is on 'magic mission': http://ping.fm/dftRb

USPS added value: emergency response corps in case of a bio-terror attack. How many cents per stamp more are we going to pay in 2010? http://ping.fm/SfFXD

6 Hottest IT Skills for 2010; summed up by "a mix of skills" including programming, project management, and business analysis: http://ping.fm/CDFZr

It's not the Republicans; it's not the Democrats. It's YOU with your crappy math skills that brought on the recession woes: http://ping.fm/zsAGZ

"Spare the rod; spoil the child" I ain't hiring your brats; you'd better spank them now before the big bad world does: http://ping.fm/eZITc

"That's why I love kitties and doggies...they need love and protection because they don't have thumbs" ~SAT

"Personal responsibility is the essence of self-reliance." Newsweek interviews on survivalism. Worth your 5 minutes: http://ping.fm/gstjU

California allowing privatization -- read: commoditization -- of WATER? http://ping.fm/y8o8J

Remember to get your pre-party music downloaded tonight, DJ Lurk style: http://ping.fm/wiyPf

Keeping with the ZA theme...mathematics behind ZA survivalism via @wiredscience: http://ping.fm/xP3XU

Earthquakes make me want to go inventory my emergency gear again...drill practice for teh Zombie Apocalypse: http://ping.fm/rm3F5

RockYou Apps on Facebook hacked; 32 million accounts revealed. Good job on security you nimrods. @wired http://ping.fm/7W3r9

@jbruin: I felt it too in South Park; house is 95 years old on a raised foundation and the whole thing swayed back and forth...http://ping.fm/yvsOW

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." -Margaret Mead

Alien. Predator. Marine. If you can't leave the franchises alone, at least let us shoot each other: http://ping.fm/3eReL

Irony. Best served with LOLsauce: http://ping.fm/VrFJJ

"Conan! What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Put airports in more remote locations; connect via light rail. Sounds like good jobs AND better security. I live under a flight path. http://ping.fm/FMr3P

TSA, you have failed. Time to go back to the drawing board; talk to the Israelis please. http://ping.fm/PUwA3

"I am Subotai! Thief...and Archer! I am Harkanian."

"The castle of Tothama...it holds the key!"

"Now is the time to start looking forward, upward, beyondward, skyward" -Froggacuda

Reminder: download DJ Lurk's UP and DOWN and rip your own holiday presents. Or just drop in iTunes. Enjoy! http://ping.fm/phMuY

"What does she know? She's a Murphy. Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists."

"Fine. Yes. I'm literate. I even have a column in Ebony called 'Musings'."

"product integration...setting the new standard for upward revenue stream dynamics...for all of us!"

DJ Lurk's 2009 Comp UP and DOWN available for the masses here: http://ping.fm/7DMYw

Godspeed to my last grandfather, Jim Andrews. 1925-2009. R.I.P.

"We all have ways of coping - I use sex and awesomeness."

(985): And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair @tfln

One more prezzie! DJ Lurk's UP and DOWN 2 CD compilation available for download now on teh blawg: http://ping.fm/rWqzv

One more prezzie! DJ Lurk's UP and DOWN 2 CD compilation available for download now on teh blawg: http://ping.fm/OajMV

The attack on Festivus! Possible terrorist link in plane incident today! http://ping.fm/utIiy

Read and RT: Have you ever been asked to program something wrong? http://ping.fm/U7R99

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe...

Michael Bay + Victoria's Secret = all I can think of is Pretender class Decepticons! http://ping.fm/0tH2q

Copehagen, first person: "How can you ask my country to go extinct?" http://ping.fm/6WbDN

"Cherry, cherry. Boom, boom!"

Chargers HELL YEAH!

tomorrow is the winter solstice: http://ping.fm/mLUEs

2009 Compilation getting down to the wire; preview in the Parlour: http://ping.fm/aD0or

I FUCKIN' LOVE GOOD MUSIC!!!

"Call on me...I'm the same boy I used to be..." http://ping.fm/wHAav

"Anyone...who can touch you, can hurt you, or heal you / Anyone...who can reach you, can love you, or leave you"

This is the closest thing I have found to illustrate what's on the inside of my eyelids when I listen to music: http://ping.fm/bRTXB

If you won the Lottery, what is the weirdest thing you would do with the money? Ask @reddit: http://ping.fm/Fm7Fq

"Samir Naga...Nagannaworkhere anymore..."

YOU ARE STANDING IN AN OPEN FIELD WEST OF A WHITE HOUSE, WITH A BOARDED FRONT DOOR. THERE IS A SMALL MAILBOX HERE.
>open mailbox... http://ping.fm/x3i7h

"Moderation in all things, including moderation."

"I'm breakin' through, I'm bending spoons / I'm keeping flowers in full bloom / I'm looking for answers from the rain..."

Hilarity ensues, just in time for using menorahs for la vida loca: I give you...Meshuganah Shiksa! @seanentin @chrisursitti http://ping.fm/8dnpy

OK this is getting silly; broadcasting live to Ustream via iPhone. AT&T is gonna hate me. Godzilla vs Biollante: http://ping.fm/YK8Jq

"Life has to be lived within the time that Nature allows" ~Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S.

For all you carnivores and bacon-lovers out there, IWIN! I give you @burgerking FLAME cologne: http://ping.fm/iPe8U

WHAT THE FUCK DEMOCRATS?!?! Doubled tech startup taxation rate: http://ping.fm/jczQe

Scottish Advent Calendar...FTMFW! Via @reddit: http://imgur.com/ImQp2

Brainstorming sounds like it should hurt real bad...

First there was HR Panda; now there is DEATH BEAR: http://ping.fm/Hf6ml

The NSA has been using black highlighters for years...

Red Dawn Part Deux? http://ping.fm/Redb3

Fascinating study in bravery and honesty, and fone secks to boot, check this out: http://ping.fm/vRNce

This is the hawtest thing I have ever seen; you have to check this out, via: @lilithmichaels: http://ping.fm/cvhRe

"These words are my own / From my heart-phone / I love you..."

"Wake me up...when September ends."

"Honey, is that machine gun finished yet?"

"[Godzilla] is portrayed as being strong and dexterous, sometimes utilizing martial arts techniques in combat." http://ping.fm/gnXEf

Holy crap, this is UNBELIEVABLY rad, via @kylebrowning, @Jhodson: http://ping.fm/JvFCI

How Songs Become Old Friends = BLAWG: http://ping.fm/05cfW

"I don't know what went wrong / If I did, wouldn't matter 'cuz / It just wasn't enough..."

Apparently I wasn't Dmitri enough for the women in my life: http://ping.fm/eDkyC

“The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity; For this reason, he has integrity.” – Tao te Ching

"you stumble in my footsteps / keep the same appointments I kept / if you try walking in my shoes..."

"your pretty dress is oil-stained / from working too hard for too little / you've got your leather boots on..."