The iMat is hilarious...I am guessing the killer app for this thing is the Office Space "Jump to Conclusions"... http://ping.fm/Qy9Hn

Obama could use some Bruce Campbell lines... "Workshed" and "Chainsaw" come to mind... http://ping.fm/YRvV6

There is possibly nothing scarier in the cinematic world than Chuck Norris whispering to himself in The Octagon...

Excellent news for DoD employees: @KateAtState: DoD Official Policy on New/Social Media http://is.gd/9g3o8

@whitehouse: Obama video statement with resource links on Chile #earthquake and Hawaii, American Samoa, and Guam #tsunami warnings http://bit.ly/bepT86

@KPBSnews: Local undersea conditions will cause the TSUNAMI to vary in height between 24-40 inches along the SoCal coast starting at noon.

@SanDiego6: Tsunami Advisory issued for San Diego and California coast. after massive 8.8 earthquake in Chile. http://shar.es/m0UdR

@SanDiego6: Deaths, building collapses confirmed in 8.8 Chile #earthquake; Tsunami warnings for portions of S. America http://shar.es/m09Eu

@gadgetlab: time to buy the Apple "hobby project" Apple TV? Boxee Beta now available: http://ping.fm/JzVyi

GreenHouse is on a ROLL! 5 for 1, coming up! http://ping.fm/3HlxE

Jon Stewart Sums Up Everything That is Wrong with America in Under Four Minutes: http://ping.fm/yKKRi

keep all ages shows alive. go here and vote for the kids. http://ping.fm/aOzGD Wu Tang is for the children! thank you, Adam H.

@wired: Google is Borg; but what about music? Apple, do you hear the stealthy footsteps? Discuss! http://ping.fm/8CH7U

Custom Q is now GreenHouse Holdings, Inc! (GRHU.OB) http://ping.fm/uySwH

No rest for the wicked wanting to do good!

Obama's embarrassing Ska album "The Ska's the Limit" resurfaces at last! http://ping.fm/7zMA4

WANT! HP Home Server. Up to 17tb storage. iPhone app for streaming. Drool fuel. http://ping.fm/laWzM

GreenHouse (CTMQ) Partners with TEECO International to Deploy One-Megawatt Energy Tree for City of Las Vegas http://ping.fm/A5ezq

GreenHouse (CTMQ) Partners with TEECO International to Deploy One-Megawatt Energy Tree for City of Las Vegas

RULE #2: Double Tap!

"nothing I write is good enough" @natashabdnfield

Updated V-Card download for Yours Truly; easiest way to update your contacts accurately: http://files.me.com/froggacuda/qgdude

I can't live without DropBox; check it out today and help me get some additional space please! http://ping.fm/ksXNZ

@benparr, @mashable: Google Buzz posts stellar numbers, changes "the game" overnight? http://ping.fm/PlAty

"I didn't even hafta use my AK / I gotta say it was a good day" http://ping.fm/vnh0s

Imported my #Twitter contacts into #Google #Buzz using tw2buzz (http://tw2buzz.com/) -- pay attention to who it finds, tho -- like @ladygaga

"And sex!" she adds. "Sex is always good." via @shewhoknows: http://ping.fm/DmnT6

@ladygaga: "there's nothing else I can say / eh eh / I wish you never looked at me that way / eh eh / cherry cherry boom boom..."

Google Profile FTW! http://www.google.com/profiles/froggacuda

Aggregate me! I think this is how you can add me to your Google Buzz: http://ping.fm/V1iny

@elonjames wants you to know 13 Black Truths. I'm talking to you, @johncmayer: http://ping.fm/rpKt8

Daily McGee: Rahm Emmanual lays down the law on Democrats, Sarah Palin, and the Special Olympics: http://ping.fm/zsXPL

Netflix this! The documentary A Crude Awakening will blow your mind how fast we are running out of oil: http://ping.fm/D4ses

Your daily McGee: the Scale of the Universe in Flashness phreshness: http://ping.fm/6FHGf

Cue the bitching about Facebook layout changes...

Guilty pleasure: Return of the Living Dead

I put my QSC amp and 15" Yamahas in my dining room. Trust me, you undervalue the impact of really good, really loud music. ~DJ Lurk

"Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun / And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun" @ladygaga

"you stumble in my footsteps / keep the same appointments I kept / if you try walking in my shoes / try walking in my shoes"

"tentacles...yeah..."

I forget how good Pretty Hate Machine NIN is...

"even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing." ~J-to-tha-Lo

@manymoon: Anybody -- and I mean anybody -- using Gmail or Google Apps has got to check out this FREE integrated tool: http://ping.fm/CwE9D

must read: Bill Watterson (remember Calvin & Hobbes?) interview: http://ping.fm/kZ0of

@boingboing: Zee Afrikaans Rap-Rave. Shanks you in the BRAIN: http://ping.fm/0FqYg

@mikeybeats: word to the mutha, must read for sucka DJs and other crazy clowns: http://ping.fm/poJWc

@reddit FTW again: how long could you survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Sam's Club... http://ping.fm/n5Jk4

@ladygaga: "Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief." ~Bono http://ping.fm/ECvoZ

Get your etymology on, sheeple! Marina'll teach you...SPOONERISMS! http://ping.fm/GtVHW @hotforwords