Why do invoices for serious, honesty, legit work get rejected like leprosy? If you don't know, now you know...

"The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...it's also the reason they hate birds." ~KC Buffington

DEFEND THE RIGHT TO REMIX! @BoingBoing http://boingboing.net/2012/01/26/eff-and-everything-is-a-remix.html

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." ~Albert Schweitzer

holy tooth pain, great Gandalf! Anyone recommend a sedative dentist in San Diego?

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." ~Missy Dizick

@Wired: is your boardroom videoteleconferencing system secured? Goldman-Sachs' isn't... http://ping.fm/EOJie

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." ~Bruce Graham

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Hal Holbrook

"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." ~Dan Greenberg

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat." ~Anon

MPAA hits new low in self-pity over Internet blackouts. Someone call the WAAAAMBULANCE! http://ping.fm/GvnJV

Hitler reacts to SOPA / PIPA. Freakin' hilarious. Also, fair use under Title 17, U.S.C., Section 107 http://ping.fm/9ZvVc

██ █ ████ ███████ █ ████ █████... ██ █ ████.

IT'S THE DAY THE LOLCATS DIED! http://ping.fm/VzJ9L

In other news, worldwide productivity up 1200% due to lack of @Reddit...

@Reddit is fully blacked out for SOPA/PIPA fight. TAKE ACTION! http://www.reddit.com/

Note to fans: if SOPA/PIPA passes, that is the END of Mordenkainen's Parlour...5eva. CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES: http://ping.fm/3MUpE

The Virtual Lilypad IS BLACKED OUT to oppose SOPA/PIPA; Wordpress.com folks, look to your settings-->Protest SOPA/PIPA and check the box!

As if the police weren't enough, NDAA pretty much says that you can call in the Army to settle "unrest" http://ping.fm/5eaRY

San Diego on blast! SANDCAMP is next weekend for Drupaly consciousness expansion! @transparatech @achieveinternet http://ping.fm/9z0ni

All of you aspiring actors, musicians, producers, and video-freaks better read this insightful @Wired article: http://ping.fm/JNTQI

"the number of 25-34 year-old adults in the U.S. living at home rose from 14 percent in 2005 to 19 percent in 2011" http://ping.fm/GkEgt

"The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict." ~MLK

"I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law." ~MLK

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." ~MLK

"Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." ~MLK

I'm applying for both Canadian and UK (Scottish) citizenship. Thanks Mom and Dad! Call me Murdoch Bourne...

"The problem with Scotland...is that it is full of Scots!" WE WANT OUR FREEDOM! http://ping.fm/mx6d6

There's no place like 127.0.0.1...

Awww! Did you get a Twitter account for the holidays? Then follow the @froggacuda...

Know how to start a firestorm? LET'S GET RID OF CA PROP 13! http://ping.fm/ChwtD

What the fuck is it with all these celebrity-endorsed headphones? Function before form, people; they're a dumb fashion accessory.

"Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems." ~Homer Simpson

And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of rocks, with one word...
"UNLESS." ~Theodore Geisel aka Dr Seuss

Thrift store find of the week: Dr Seuss - The Lorax in pristine, crackling spine condition for $1.50. Jelly?

"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." ~Tom Waits, Small Change

"The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen." ~Tommy Smothers

"The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec." ~Marcus Dolengo

"As network administrator I can take down the network...it's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws" ~Dogbert

CA lawmakers: "propose and send to the states for ratification a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United" http://ping.fm/wQRtu

LESS QQ; MOAR PEW PEW!

What's better, Mountain Dew or Mello Yello? Discuss.

Rick Santorum has a position on "man-on-dog" sex, among other horrifying facts: http://ping.fm/Im3oi

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." ~Gloria Leonard

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody." ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

I don't always agree with @DarrellIssa, but when I do, it's because he is fighting SOPA: http://ping.fm/GJPOY

@lamarsmithtx21 is a douchenozzle: http://ping.fm/lDZTk

"It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake." ~Mark Twain

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain

"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." ~Jay Leno