Animals >>> Humans: read about Ugly the Tomcat and weep: http://ping.fm/0CKcl

"You don't mind that life's not that pretty..."

"The hardest part of ending is starting again" ~Linkin Park

via @NTARC: Oh for CRYIN' OUT LOUD, now let's ban Wi-Fi on planes because someone could possibly detonate something... http://ping.fm/yopak

Out of 535 members of Congress, nearly half of them, 261, are millionaires. Among US citizens, only 1% can claim to be millionaires.

@thinkgeek: I'll be giving thanks to hopes, wishes, and dreams this T-Day with CANNED UNICORN MEAT! http://ping.fm/Rou7L

@joelfarris, @chx1975: I want to wear a kilt at every TSA checkpoint from this day forth. Also, because sheep can't hear a zipper...

STOP USING THE WORD EPIC TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING. "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means" http://ping.fm/CCi93

Children depict the monsters of H.P. Lovecraft; terrifyingly AWESOME! http://ping.fm/i31Oj

Get your Four Loko now before it becomes a collectors item (ie, banned by the FDA): http://ping.fm/ltj9V

I can't WAIT for my government-sponsored, fear-based molestation at the hands of the TSA this Thursday: http://ping.fm/Z2D5U

This is one of dozens of reasons I drasticked my friends list on Facebook: they want ALL YOUR DATA ARE BELONG TO US: http://ping.fm/2QzE2

"I get stupid, I mean outrageous / stay away from me if you're contagious..."

642 FB friends trimmed down to 323; Skype lost ~60; Adium IM aggregator -136 contacts. Don't get butthurt if I was a little overzealous...

ITS CLOBBERING TIME on all of the friends lists. Information overload is overwhelming the interesting stuff--everyone should consider this.

via Benjic0m and @engadget: Traktor Kontrol S4 DJ Controller review. WANT! WANT! WANT! http://ping.fm/vyTWA

The ENTIRE concert: Fishbone at the Warfield, January 16, 1992. Just. Fuckin'. Amazing. http://ping.fm/dUhBr

Cat hit-and-run by monster truck! Hilarious--I think this is the next interrogation trick for Brother Barack Lesnar: http://ping.fm/HCqRd

Facebook friend cleanout is nigh. I just can't stand the amount of status crap I have to wade through just to catch the jewels.

via SMFR: MUTUAL: http://xkcd.com/817/

via @reddit: KING OF ALL TROLL DADS aka why I don't have kids 'cause I would do this all day long: http://i.imgur.com/YRNGW.png

And while you're out meming: http://memegenerator.net/

Bachelor Frog / Courage Wolf / Philosoraptor / Advice Dog = KNOW YOUR MEME: http://knowyourmeme.com/

BACHELOR FROG FUCK YEAH! http://ping.fm/iSUc2

"Rap is what you do; Hip Hop is what you live" ~KRS-ONE: http://ping.fm/JuI1L

RT @lisaellis: Do something to be #happy, #smiling, #responsible today :-) //I've dug out the turntables for some neighborhood loud tunes ;)

"tell me how many froggs do I have to kiss / before I find my prince" @NATASHABDNFIELD I'm right here! ;)

Pogo's "Wishery" remixes the crap out of Snow White; well done, son! http://ping.fm/teykW

#FF: @SCHEFFXP because he is the shizzle, folks!

@mattspencer @SoCalChick81 u'll really like the second mix ... http://ping.fm/dRagN @SDCreativeMedia //check it out, peoples!

#FF: @auroravelasco @catisretarded @lisaellis @saracuda @kascade @waynebrady @acenterforants @selfcarequeen @chapter_three @skitch @armada

#FF: @mattspencer @stacyzapar @ecodogenergy @greenhouseintl @helenaspopkin @sleepinggiant @hutchenspr @allisonneumann @reddit @stephenathome

The Internet is NOT AUTOMATICALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN you idiots. Write your OWN content! http://ping.fm/Kr9tR

Skype 5.0 beta for Mac out now; allows multiple video calls, has new interface, moar stuffs: http://ping.fm/cxpBV

iOS 4.2 brings MIDI to the iPad and iPhone; KAOSS PAD here I come! http://ping.fm/g5ibS

@allisonneumann: Contest Happening Now on the MSC Facebook Page! http://ping.fm/jUWjD

@reddit @stephenathome: RECOGNIZE! http://i.imgur.com/Jz5vW.png

via @reddit: PROP 1069 / WASHINGTON DC IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PROPOSITION IN THE HISTORY OF THE US! Vote YES: http://ping.fm/7Q8j5

Via OSnews: US Library of Congress: copyright laws destroying the ability to archive audio for future generations. TLDR: fix the laws! http://ping.fm/6jKK0

Mac OS X users: patch your DVD player software to skip trailers, change languages mid-play, etc via @lifehacker: http://ping.fm/Gw74s

The top 50 or so signs from the Colbert/Stewart rally via @funnyordie: http://ping.fm/IirU2

@thinkgeek: Like to scarf bacon? Check out the BACON SCARF! http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/e64f/?cpg=tw