AZ Humane Society euthanized cat that helped man get over heroin addiction due to lack of immediate payment: http://ping.fm/LJqj5

Best work-related writeup EVER! Think I'll order a @Domino's pizza just for this: http://i.imgur.com/Ok0bs.jpg "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

I cannot stop listening to @TheWhitePanda; get your #NYE soundtracks at www.thewhitepanda.com! Pure PANDA-monium!

Words of wisdom from The Lorax: http://i.imgur.com/bkBbQ.jpg

INSANITY WOLF: "I take the THE out of Psychotherapist" http://ping.fm/uFoOy

Just in case you missed it last night, new blawg from the Frogg: RECOGNIZE! http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/recognize/

That word you keep using--absolutely--I don't think it means what you think it means #petpeeve

For those of you about to drink and drive, I implore you to watch this commercial. It will take your breath away: http://ping.fm/jJgBS

You know what I love about the holiday season? The LOVE! I wish we all could remember this year-round...

I gotta admit, @JoeRogan on @Ustream is sortof addictive. Six foot, jaguar-killing chimps. "Chimps are the gnarliest animals on the planet"

Oh yes! The trailer for the first half of The Hobbit is live and I cannot freakin' wait! http://ping.fm/D30Ql

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM OUT OF MEAT. http://ping.fm/xM97k

To the guy that jumped my buddy this last weekend, if I find you, I am going to fuckstart your face with an iron pipe.

The fire in my hearth never crackles quite as merrily as when I feed it pictures of my exes...

Landlord says I have central heat: it's called the fireplace. Time to burn some moar shit, then; good practice for the zombie apocalypse...

Via @Reddit: addictive, simple, music-maker that will entrance you for hours: http://ping.fm/A5akl

SOPA WILL BE THE END OF REDDIT. THIS SHALL NOT PASS! http://ping.fm/z4XnE

Banks and Credit Card Companies to start assessing risk on you via your Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn profiles? http://ping.fm/0BLOB

Almost there, Cali! Projection of state budget deficits ONLY $13 billion, down from $42 billion in 2009: http://ping.fm/VG6q5

50 Economic Numbers from 2011 that are almost too crazy to believe: http://ping.fm/9tAfw

ಠ_ಠ. That is all...

For the DJ LURK fans out there, XMASS comp is ready. It's "2 INSPIRE" from earlier this year; D/L it here: http://ping.fm/kpsPT

OK I'll admit it; Dubstep/Glitch is freakin' awesome. Check this out: http://ping.fm/JAPh7

@RubberBndPirate has a blawg! http://ljmoore.wordpress.com/

"it's not where you take things from--it's where you take things to." ~Jean-Luc Godard via chriszilo

"At any given daylight moment, some 13.5 million drivers are on hand-held phones" = DRUNK DRIVERS. http://ping.fm/ILp3f

On @Reddit: Why Don't You Want To Ever Have Children: http://ping.fm/S67O2

Best animal photo of 2011; I concur--makes me bust out laughing every time: http://ping.fm/bUoql

CEO vs little people rate of pay across the world. Spoiler alert: 475 to 1 http://ping.fm/RUrYa

TIL that the US is STILL UNDER A DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY from 9/11... http://ping.fm/WmzeC

What bounces and makes children cry? The check I wrote to the Make a Wish foundation...

My girlfriend's name is Skyrim and says all the right things, such as "I'm sworn to carry your burden". Also, dragons and magicks...

This is marvelous! What if Dr. Seuss wrote HP Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu? http://io9.com/5847879/

"The trouble with America is that it is full of Americans." ~Froggacuda parsing Braveheart

2) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

The Rules of Gunfighting: http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/mmpub/usmc_rules_for_gun_fighting/

WANT THE @Gerber_Gear APOCALYPSE KIT from @WalkingDead_AMC -- only 200 available, pre-order now, but not before me!

Quote of the Day via EthosPrime on @Reddit re: Megan Fox: "She's like a tire fire, the longer it burns the more interesting it becomes..."

Still mixing; jump into the Parlour, even for background music. Sorry 'bout the @uStream commercials... http://ping.fm/AKCrw

Do you have a teenage daughter? Better read this @NYMag article: http://nymag.com/news/features/70977/

Danny DeVito is The Lorax. http://www.theloraxmovie.com/. That is all.

This is the best guitar playing I think I have ever witnessed... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apa8GveP41E&NR=1 via @Reddit, natch!

Sign the petition to stop the E-PARASITE act HERE: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/stop-e-parasite-act/SWBYXX55

MightyHeaton.com has a powerful opinion piece out: FUCK PANDA BEARS! Hilarious. http://www.mightyheaton.com/2011/10/31/pandas-are-dumb/

@KingFantastic INTERVIEW and new 3 Stripes and @DJTroublemaker Remix of 'Appreciation'. Now get appreciating! http://ping.fm/gzsiD

SOMEBODY FIND ME GARY GOGICK! Bacon lube! http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html #bacon @jmspring @jlambert

Wal-Mart culture: 39% cheaper but you buy 4x more of it. NOT SUSTAINABLE, shitheads: http://www.grist.org/business-technology/2011-11-11-is-your-stuff-falling-apart-thank-walmart

This is totally sick: Notorious BIG vs Tom Petty / Mo' Free, Mo' Fallin' via The White Panda #mashup http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0VimezCcc

@ThePublicRecord $12.3 TRILLION handed over to banks by Fed Reserve with no executive approval. That's where your $$$ went: http://ping.fm/N5TkW

Heavy D: the girls, the girls still love thee! Godspeed, bro. http://ping.fm/lqIGX

@PremierPIMO has a brand new website; great job on a fresh new look, great info: http://premieralliance.com/

Just signed up for @USAA checking and savings. It took less than 5 minutes. US Bank is going to be angry...

The funniest shit I've seen on 4chan for a minute: Kermit insists that he is the Batman... http://ping.fm/kfxeO

@OfficialChicane: THOUSAND MILE STARE! New box set available for pre-order with new studio work, best of remixes, moar! http://ping.fm/zTuti

REMINDER: it's Movember 1st; clean shave and start growing that master 'stache for Prostate Cancer Awareness: http://us.movember.com

"This was not called execution. It was called retirement." ~Blade Runner prologue

A new blawg: "Where Is My Mind?" on death just in time for Halloween: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/where-is-my-mind/

Some of the most amazing @Lego constructions ever: dilapidated Victorian houses: http://ping.fm/MxyUd

new rant on the Virtual Lilypad: Communication is Broken: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/10/20/communication-is-broken/

“Tina Fey did for glasses what J.Lo did for asses.” ~Jon Stewart

Protest Demands: Experts Say They're Unnecessary Despite Media Whining #OWS #OccupySD http://ping.fm/EN9t7

I had no idea how the 'People's Microphone' worked until I tuned in to #OccupyAtlanta's live stream: http://ping.fm/cWGUp

Articles, videos wrapping up Sunday's activity @OccupySD on the @SDReader blog: http://ping.fm/B6zrf

@OccupySD I am actively updating the Relevant News on OccupySD.org with articles and videos. Please send 411 / comments: http://ping.fm/U5SKA

Ye GODS I love @ThinkGeek: THE BIG TRAK IS BACK! http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/de2e/ -- please tell me you have the trailer, too...

Listen up, nerds: this app is AWW-SOME! http://awwapp.com/draw.html

If you're a Californian you owe it to yourself to read this: http://www.vanityfair.com/business/features/2011/11/michael-lewis-201111.print

@csevb10 I am inordinately proud that I still have an Art of Scrum blog post on the beautiful @achieveinternet site: http://ping.fm/SVmUy

iOS5 "Assistant" features run only on latest Apple iPhones, integrates with Wolfram Alpha?!? Via @MacRumors: http://ping.fm/UuS1o

That's it, people. Going dark for the weekend on Mount Laguna.

"I think Life comes before studying..." ~Belen Skye

Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease...

@firehousepb @AnalogBar @syrahwineparlor @mattspencer @thebigLA GET YO INFUSIONS ON! http://ping.fm/0omkn

"way out, in the water, sea is swimming; where is my mind?" http://vimeo.com/22508128

Maybe I'm just regressing to childhood in my birthday week, but AT-AT PANCAKES are the SHIT! MOM! http://ping.fm/jodfp

Cut Congress's pay, pensions, auto increases, health care so that they can feel the pain of the people they rep? http://ping.fm/cDnza

@Cinebeth I am going to pull a Cartman: freeze me until Oct 14 until THE THING returns! SICK! http://ping.fm/XYzO6

Chillin' in the Hacker Radio room on TurntableFM with my boy Nomspes; come on in, the beats are dope! http://turntable.fm/hacker_radio

For Talk Like a Pirate Day, I remind you that Monster Zero coined "If ye don't skank, ye walks the plank!" http://ping.fm/UpUBp

After numerous threats for 40th b-day parties this weekend, I'm escaping to camp in the high desert; wanna come? http://ping.fm/JJx28

Lawrence Fishburne narrating NEW @Fishbone documentary FUCK YEAH! http://ping.fm/QfTqf

MIAO MIAO MIAO!!! Nyan Cat Alex S Dubstep Remix via @JoelFarris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZtzB2SI6dQ

@jamesstowe has done possibly the most excellent thing ever: D&D for KIDS! This is too much fun! http://jamesstowe.blogspot.com/

Waitress trips, showers Chargers fans with $1000, all the money is returned. I <3 San Diego! http://ping.fm/60mkX

Comedy gold via Big Dave Nelson: the most annoying / hilarious signs at work: http://ping.fm/uArYo

Here is a great idea whose time has come: all churches lose their tax-exempt status: http://www.politicususa.com/en/churches-taxes

For all those hungry job-seekers out there, @Umbrella_Co is hiring... http://www.umbrellasciences.com/

WHY IS @PING SO DAMN SLOW AT POSTING?!?

Mad props to @KogoRadio for excellent, calm reporting all through the evening on the #sdblackout; that's AM 600 in #sandiego

The #sdblackout actually was good for testing out your emergency preparedness...like mom and dad triggering the fire alarm when I was little

Nothing like a little #sdblackout to bring neighbors together by candlelight for an impromptu BBQ and info dissemination...

Just in case all that #sdblackout excitement made you miss the new blog post: http://ping.fm/RRAzH

Instead of throwing out all that food, I say let's have one gigantic BBQ this afternoon and BURN ALL THE THINGS! #sdblackout

@SDGE did a fantastic job restoring power. Bookmark their outage map: http://www.sdge.com/outages/outageMap.shtml

#sdblackout #sdpoweroutage Emergency preparedness is having a 12 pack of Stella at home already...

#sdblackout #sdpoweroutage BETTER DRINK ALL THIS BEER IN MAH FRIDGE BEFORE IT GOES BAD!

#sdblackout #sdpoweroutage Even SDG&E web servers apparently have no power: http://www.sdge.com/outages/outageMap.shtml

@KatrinaBonds: World Champion Neti Potting! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRS94Fkd-2E

Come on! I must know SOMEBODY who can get me into the Diablo III beta! http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/09/diablo-iii-beta/

Abandoning incandescent bulbs means abandoning fire as our primary light source for the first time in human history http://ping.fm/tbWMJ

San Diego feels like Atlanta right now; phooey on this humidity!

It is nigh impossible, milord, to partake of Game of Thrones without a flagon of ale in hand...

...and matching white LED glowing pendant for the ladies and kittens: http://ping.fm/CrTMJ

Want! White LED glowing cufflinks! http://ping.fm/gFLlG

What comes around, goes around...

"way out in the water, sea is swimming, where is my mind?" CANNOT GET OUT OF MY HEAD: http://vimeo.com/22508128 -- check it out

"flags flyin' let you know that you're in L.A., trick..." @KingFantastic

"We achieved heights in the ’80s that I can humbly say may never be reached again, and reshaped the music business forever" ~Q. Jones RE: MJ

Via @LadyGaga: 28.08.11 Creativity is the greatest rebellion in existence. Osho

Great analytic article on panic vs doubt on 9-11 in @USAToday: http://www.usatoday.com/news/sept11/2002-09-02-choices-usat_x.htm

Steve Jobs steps down at Apple: http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2011/08/24/steve-jobs-resigns-as-apple-ceo/

I am truly embarrassed for our mainstream news media covering this non-event...

"San Diegans join other CA Residents in telling the East Coast to calm down" via @MSNBC. Here come the "don't panic" memes: http://ping.fm/BbrGu

Traders in the New York Stock Exchange felt the shaking and shouted to each other, "Keep trading!" CNNreported from the floor at 2:20 pm ET

@HuffPo on earthquake with live blog, damage "reports" (rumors), and moar: http://ping.fm/rGoSF

Scenes from the DC Earthquake devastation: http://jmckinley.posterous.com/dc-earthquake-devastation

"Why do Decepticons always get the good shit?" ~TF3: DSotM

Froggacuda: Monster Zer0 20 Years Later: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/monster-zero-twenty-years-later/

ZOMBIE TOOLS: a fist full of fuck yeah! http://zombietools.net/

Six Reasons the Guy Fixing Your Computer Hates You: the TFWIGWC is ME and yes, I hate you all: http://ping.fm/qvvAX

$42 billion over 10 years in new revenues: re-legalize Internet gambling: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/29/us/politics/29gamble.html

TOO MUCH POSSE!

This is glorious: the @Facebook ToS translated into bro-speak: http://www.allfacebook.com/facebook-terms-of-service-in-bro-speak-2011-08

"You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!" ~Sucker Punch

New GOP strategy: re-elect Obama, making his life more miserable: http://ping.fm/tihZC

"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters." ~ Terry Pratchett

The LA Riots in pictures, courtesy of Boston.com: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/08/london_riots.html

How well do you know your San Diego history? Excellent facts and timeline: http://www.sandiegohistory.org/timeline/timeline3.htm

Is rioting the best way to show discontent? "Yes," said the young man. "You wouldn't be talking to me now if we didn't riot, would you?"

Sometimes I just have to play loud music to remember to breathe consciously. Live Fatboy Slim decks + SoCal sunshine = perfect.

The original Die Hard is one of the best action movies of all time. "Lets see you take this under advisement, jerkweed!"

So you think you can blog? http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/so-you-think-you-can-blog/

I cannot stop watching this .GIF! TEH SHIZNITZ! http://i.imgur.com/HY8bU.gif

Police to man: "STOP WEARING THAT BUNNY SUIT!" http://ping.fm/tCjtB

"Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her. Retrieve it." ~TF2:RotF

"Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her. Retrieve it." ~TF2:RotF

House Committee NOT working on debt; instead passes bill to make your ISP KEYLOG you for a rolling 12 months: http://ping.fm/aZOPs

"A man's library is a sort of harem." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sunday morning, cough up blood... http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/1exy/#by=sp

Foul Bachelor Froggacuda approves: http://www.quickmeme.com/Foul-Bachelor-Frog/

"Rupert Murdoch says he has been touched by messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone." via @Reddit

This is basically my undergraduate college experience... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnQ9Vp4fV4I&feature=player_embedded

WANT! New @casiouk low-power Bluetooth watch syncs time, SMS, etc from your phone to your wrist; 2 year battery http://ping.fm/9VLvi

OSX Lion is lickety-split on an Apple SSD. The native TRIM support apparently makes a significant difference!

Free LCD TV...wait a minute... (via @Reddit) http://i.imgur.com/fAKzm.jpg

Researching Star Wars-themed tracks for a birthday boy's gig tomorrow...

San Diego @Reddit room on Turntable.fm is hard at werk: http://turntable.fm/sd_redditors -- great Friday soundtrax!

Seriously, the musical shit of right now is right here: http://turntable.fm/sd_redditors

@Reddit: the SD Redditors Turntable.fm room is running hawt: http://turntable.fm/sd_redditors

Rockin' work tunes in the San Diego Redditor's Turntable.fm room @Reddit: http://turntable.fm/sd_redditors

GooglePlusians, see if you can add me through this link: http://ping.fm/f17oq

SoCal and NorCal as separate states? WTF -- WE GET THE LAKERZ, DAWG! You can keep the Raiders. http://ping.fm/D5K0p

Can haz Google+ plus invites; send me your @Gmail address and I'll sling one your way...

Girlfriend says cat has to go. Free to good home. Please read & help ;) http://ping.fm/OzVkO

Warren Buffett: "I could end the deficit in 5 minutes..." Must read: http://ping.fm/BePfg

@ChicaneNews slings out a new Chicane track w/ an awesome video: GOING DEEP! you gotta see this! bit.ly/oTjYto

"If...Murdoch could be slain by a mere scandal, he would have been embalmed and entombed long ago," says Jack Shafer at @Slate

Jump in the Turntable.fm version of Mordenkainen's Parlour and sling me some of your fresh beets! http://turntable.fm/mordenkainens_parlour

Screwing around with Turntable.fm -- check it out! http://turntable.fm/mordenkainens_parlour

"Spawned from a vortex of awesomeness that spewed chocolate-covered hundred dollar bills and caused it to rain naked woman for 1000 years"

Still looking for that magic Google+ invite; sling one at froggacuda@gmail.com please! Kthxbai!

@CollegeHumor has a roast of @Facebook. This is genius! (found via @Reddit) http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6513189/the-roast-of-facebook

"To drink is nothing," Hemingway proclaimed in "For Whom the Bell Tolls." "It is to be drunk that is important." via Marty Beckerman

The most clever quest in the WoW... Via @Reddit: http://ping.fm/GCUHJ

R.I.P. Aunt Peggy. Independence Day has a new meaning now. Godspeed.

I ran @LadyGaga The Edge of Glory thru @WubMachine -- the results are fantastic: posted on @SoundCloud http://snd.sc/lHC3jV

The EVIL that is Blizzard/Activision: @OSXdaily: World of Warcraft is Now Free to Play to Level 20 http://goo.gl/fb/zTBUw

How do you make @MikeyBeats jelly? Show him four-record sets from the 80s: http://ping.fm/H6PgY | http://ping.fm/K4f94

I fly my American flags all year round. That being said, LET THE DRINKING BEGIN!

Via @SonnyLiger: WHAT THE FUCK OBAMA? About-face on legal medical marijuana enforcement: http://ping.fm/HAPhM

While you're preparing for the weekend's flag-waving festivities, check out @MikeyBeats American Rock & Roll mix! http://ping.fm/szLMn

@LadyGaga The Edge of Glory remixes are just phenomenal! This is why I BUY music; can't wait: http://ping.fm/o04dv

Shameless whining for a Google+ invite -- send to froggacuda@froggacuda.com stat!

@PINGfm: your service is much, much more reliable in the last week. Thank you!

@TechCrunch @LinkedIn @StacyZapar this is fascinating! Rethink your social strategy, stat! http://ping.fm/pfPzS

RUMOR: OSX Lion drops at 9AM PST next Wednesday: http://ping.fm/eixT5

"Bachmann is exactly the right kind of completely batshit crazy...grandiose crazy, late-stage Kim Jong-Il crazy" http://ping.fm/qKOa5

The Hoffpocalypse is nigh; apparently I am interesting enough for @DavidHasselhoff to follow me! Life = complete!

For the latest in what I find interesting on teh Interwebz, it's best to follow my Tumblr: http://ping.fm/YK5WC

Via @Reddit: I believe in Unicorns, without Christ's sake: http://imgur.com/WcPu0 Plus, I heard from @MattSpencer there's a Unicorn Farm...

@Reddit's wonderful Random Acts of Pizza subreddit featured on @CNN; @AndersonCooper here's a story for you: http://ping.fm/Q8f5Q

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand" ~Mark Twain

@Wikipedia: List of Common Misconceptions. This is fascinating! http://ping.fm/EX7zI

Catnip is a hell of a drug... http://ping.fm/5gEj2

Poor Bert! (via @Reddit) http://imgur.com/p4wha.jpg

The Great Speedup; read this now over @MotherJones: http://ping.fm/y2A44

via @LillyLyle: I see your Lorem Ipsum boilerplate and raise you LORIZZLE MY NIZZLE! http://www.lorizzle.nl/

via @LillyLyle: I see your Lorem Ipsum boilerplate and raise you LORIZZLE MY NIZZLE! http://www.lorizzle.nl/

I've owned snakes, tarantulas, scorpions...this is the first thing i'll say fuck everything about this, South US: http://ping.fm/FamGb

The central belief is that [the] undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe 'after drinking heavily' http://ping.fm/TDHgv

"it should also go without saying that a belief in the morality of this war [Libya] is not an excuse for waging it illegally" http://ping.fm/Xlbel

The Muppets spoof Green Lantern with a new trailer (via @Mashable): http://ping.fm/6Qu1m

"People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something" ~Calvin

THE FROG MUST DIE! Check out my @aboutdotme profile for teh epicz: http://about.me/froggacuda

Freakin' AWESOME alert: The Wub Machine remixes any song into DubStep; just drag it in and let it do its thing! http://the.wubmachine.com/

The Bento Box: this is teh awesomeness--check out this design. Mind. Blown. @yankodesign http://ping.fm/nkZPi

Restore your faith in your fellow humans: http://www.Reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

GnR's "Welcome to the Jungle"...played on two cellos. This is hardcore! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYEgwwCYWw&feature=player_embedded

<---is fuckin' grouchy. like trash-can Sez-Mee Street grouchy. must be these Miller High Life 32s I am reduced to drinkin' on...

Why I love @Reddit: Random Acts of Pizza: http://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/

Republicans and Democrats: "A POX ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!"

My life is complete! I won the autographed @LorenzoLamas bandana from @FunnyOrDie! Its going right next to my Falcon Crest VHS tapes!

San Diego Redditor's World Meetup Day Event: http://ping.fm/fZ1wC

Oingo Boingo from 10" vinyl: I'm So Bad: http://ping.fm/i7TY5

here we go!
http://ping.fm/p9uVC

These people think they're one disaster away from becoming Mad Max; in reality they'll be the first ones tied to the front of the rapemobile

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage; one of the greatest sports entertainers of all time and a childhood hero of mine: http://ping.fm/4Uqo1

CDC is serious: prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse! http://ping.fm/7I4cd

@LadyGaga Play Judas right now! And play The Edge of Glory right after it, then play Born This Way, take your clothes off and send me pics.

@kingfantastic Westcoastsynthesizerbeachbumgangstermusic is tha shit. That Accident disc is SoCal summer evening BBQ I-defy-the-rain music

@DaveDresden: Andain - Promises is the best thing I've heard since, oh, say Beautiful Things...just phenomenal! Thank you!

@Ping is acting funky...

Beautiful Things are Promises now that @DaveDresden and @JoshGabriel_DJ have Andain and G&D back! http://ping.fm/O31qc

#FF: @JAHuffman @StacyZapar @KingFantastic @RXEarth @GreenHouseIntl @EpicureanWinery @WorkHabit @AchieveInternet @HotForWords @Reddit

#FF: @JAHuffman @StacyZapar @KingFantastic @RXEarth @GreenHouseIntl @EpicureanWinery @WorkHabit @AchieveInternet @HotForWords @Reddit

@Reddit: the San Diego Reddit Group has made the rest of the Reddit world JELLY with our mad meetup skillz! http://ping.fm/fH83z

@slantview: Awesomeness! The Evolution of the Hipster! http://ping.fm/KW2Hg

@uStream -- your CHAT SUCKS. Fix that iiiissshhhttt! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour

Where are my Friday people at? We're TOO POP up in here @LadyGaga: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour

Fresh vinyl remixes in the Parlour... http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour

Bow down to the Queen of Mean, @LisaLampanelli -- she's no emo kid, but her favorite color is still BLACK...

@MikeyBeats: I found someone who actually listens to DubStep! http://ping.fm/gFPn3

Via @ThinkGeek: Like a G6 <<< ROLL A D6 -- I lawled! http://ping.fm/p3Vib

@GreenHouseIntl Founder Ken Robinson on CNBC discusses the Libyan uprising and its effect on oil prices: http://ping.fm/9r8hj

Watch @GreenHouseIntl Founder Ken Robinson discussing the #OBL mission on @CNN all this week; here he is in @Time: http://ping.fm/FneoQ

@TFLN: (713): the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us

And now for something completely different: check out the NEW Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon trailer! http://ping.fm/XcDS3

Security Training Centers are a damn fine idea: http://bit.ly/jkoufO; @GreenHouseIntl gets to build a Sustainable one! http://bit.ly/mTHCAv

@Skrillex got his laptops stolen with 80% of his new album on there; Internets, to the rescue: RT & FIND THEM! *http://bit.ly/lg1uZG

@Skrillex got his laptops stolen with 80% of his new album on there; Internets, to the rescue: RT & FIND THEM! http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/skrillex_sonny_moore_has_laptops_stolen_containing_new_album/

@Skrillex got his laptops stolen with 80% of his new album on there; Internets, to the rescue: RT & FIND THEM! http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/skrillex_sonny_moore_has_laptops_stolen_containing_new_album/

@ProActiveNR has got a new blog with wise insights and a partnership with @StockTwits; check it OUT! http://www.theproactivenetwork.com/

#FF: @KingFantastic @DJTroubleMaker @RuskoOfficial @TheRealStylesP @DrDre @IceCube @MikeTyson @NaughtyByNature @MrChuckD @Cypress_Hill

"Abundant resources and falling prices are over forever" -Jeremy Grantham, CIO of GMO Capital: http://www.theoildrum.com/node/7853

Just ordered my @KingFantastic logo T-shirt; get up on that iiissshhhtt! http://t.co/FSK8php

Google Apps with 10+ users about to become PAID service for new customers on May 10: http://ping.fm/JvGIk

No less than 8 cop cars just came blazing through the intersection by my crib near C Street, lights, sirens, action!

UPDATE: @AlYankovic DOES get to do "Perform This Way"; @LadyGaga is not a douche; her manager is--never asked her... http://ping.fm/tPscc

First FIVE minutes of the @BeastieBoys new Fight For Your Right Revisited is now available! http://ping.fm/iVMFx

@LadyGaga: A @AlYankovic parody, "Perform This Way" is something you MUST ALLOW when you're this famous; all proceeds to HRC http://ping.fm/6vmFx

San Diego Balboa Park Annual Super Soaker Fight June 18th, BITCHES! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=154809757916933

SKA SUNDAY courtesy of @RXEarth .org, faithful! We are live: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour

@naughtybynature "You wouldn't be able to get down with some help and a stepladder" #vinyl Wickedest Man Alive...word!

"Your network is your net-worth." ~T-Boz

Decks, Drums, and ROCK AND ROLL! Live vinyl, friends! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour

@ElizaDushku is mah favrite because she sends me personal messages...along with 800,000 other fans: http://ping.fm/UEyU2

In front of the next Remixes LP out June 6! @BratMIx: Personal Jesus 2011 - The Remixes, out May 30th: http://bit.ly/hg7ReK for full details

SPIDERMAN FUCK YEAH! http://classic-icon.com/spiderman.html

Get excellent DJing s/w MIXXX for OSX FREE on the Mac App Store; 600+ ratings of 5 stars, auto-DJ feature, superbien! http://www.mixxx.org/

@TacoBell Y U NO TEST IN SAN DIEGO? Taco shells made of Doritos! Yum! http://ping.fm/n87pg

(via @KatrinaBonds) Hey @StacyZapar, can I get a @LinkedIn invitation to this contact please? http://ping.fm/UKKSt

@StephenAtHome is killing it! Catch up on the Jon Kyl rampage: http://ping.fm/XnzHn

Now, on @Reddit, @GroovyChin King Bruce Campbell answers your questions personally in his own AMA! http://ping.fm/VJ0pX

Big love out to all my people who tuned in to the test of Mordenkainen's Parlour. I am humbled by your patronage. Now comes the Rick Rolls!

OK I think I am live...need some help double-mike-czeching this shizzle: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour

iPhone ProTip: to get pictures/videos off a different iPhone, use PREVIEW-->Import from iPhone. Woot!

Via @motherjones What if your favorite album was a BOOK? Would you read it? http://motherjones.com/media/2011/04/rock-albums-book-covers

#FF #SWAG @BenjaminW @StacyZapar @RXEarth @ClassyPat @MnstrIsleResort @BaiyuMusic @RAINpromos @Cinerina @KingFantastic @DJTroubleMaker

#LI @LinkedIn people, let's get connected! http://www.linkedin.com/in/froggacuda

"However I look it's clear to see / I love you more than you love me" ~Electronic / Getting Away With It http://i.imgur.com/CUOOF.jpg

@beastieboys are back, revisiting Fight For Your Right with a huge celebrity showdown. BRING THE LINOLEUM! http://ping.fm/whFDf

Six steps to sustainable results from Teamwork Dynamics is AMAZING; best graphical explanation for productivity all year: http://ping.fm/YkP1w

Six steps to sustainable results from Teamwork Dynamics is AMAZING; best graphical explanation for productivity all year: http://ping.fm/NrVEQ

#sustainability ... "You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means." /Mandy Patinkin

New blawg: Messages to Yourself from the Future. TL;DR: The World Needs Moar Content! http://ping.fm/uMdDm

“I add my voice to the chorus lamenting the apparent demise of the Fourth Amendment..." http://ping.fm/ZYFNW

In case you missed it, @GreenHouseIntl Founder Ken Robinson on @FoxBusiness on NATO, Libya, and what comes next: http://ping.fm/RciEq

Ken Robinson Founder of @GreenHouseIntl live tonight 9pm-10pm EST on @foxbusiness with @DavidAsman: MUST WATCH TV! http://fxn.ws/ig31NO

Ken Robinson Founder of @GreenHouseIntl live tonight 9pm-10pm on @foxbusiness with @DavidAsman: THIS IS MUST WATCH TV! http://fxn.ws/ig31NO

@GreenHouseIntl Founder Ken Robinson live tonight 9pm-10pm on @foxbusiness with @DavidAsman: THIS IS MUST WATCH TV! http://fxn.ws/ig31NO

@GreenHouseIntl Founder Ken Robinson live tonight 9pm-10pm on @foxbusiness with @DavidAsman: THIS IS MUST WATCH TV! http://fxn.ws/ig31NO

@Reddit helps replace $3500 speech assistance device for AZ family--there is still good on teh Interwebz! http://ping.fm/nA3Y9

Thought I'd dust-off the uStream for some Saturday mixes; tune in, turn on! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour#

TURN OUT DA LITES with @YouTube Saturday, March 26, from 8:30pm-9:30pm: http://goo.gl/pXDMH #earthhour

One sammich to rule dem all! The awesome "Shooter's Sandwich" http://ping.fm/qaZAN

I am Epic Win! Opulence...I can haz it...once I get my Lap Giraffe! http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

Lo! Behold the best homecoming video EVER! MUST WATCH! http://www.b3ta.com/links/Party_in_my_room

Via @Reddit: welcome to your new fetish: http://animedesho.animeblogger.net/?p=2585

Help Japan, then dig deeper and help Crescent City, California; same tsunami, Americans. Please RT: http://ping.fm/FYU1L

Oh HELLS YES! Terry Pratchett (@terryandrob) Discworld to be made into a TV series! http://ping.fm/hYCFF

@joerogan: badass of the week gets scuba gear, finds family in tsunami-flooded home, rescues them, by himself: http://ping.fm/Wajbk

Every day is a good day to TERRORIZE CHILDREN. It builds characters: http://www.soothbrush.com/children-fear-photography/

Via @Reddit: Calvin & Hobbes--Pills kill the kid in all of us: http://imgur.com/k6KkO.jpg

@icecube @kingfantastic "As I leave, believe I'm stompin'..." to Veruca Salt's cover of Straight Outta Compton? http://ping.fm/68Xtz

PowerPuff Girls all grown up: http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

@LATimes: California tsunami effects = millions of dollars of damage: http://ping.fm/Ie5uk

R.I.P. Knut the famous polar bear who was raised by zookeepers after his mom rejected him at birth. Cannot unsee: http://ping.fm/LoJGL

Via @reddit: JAWOHL MEIN FUR-EHR! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/b7735a26-0e2d-4629-9e04-88e0be902010.jpg

Being Scottish, I honour my Irish brethren thusly: Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA

http://godhatesjapan.com/

DO NOT--I repeat--DO NOT FUCK UP THE LORAX, UNIVERSAL! http://ping.fm/EcJER

Via @reddit: Handwritten letter from @drdre on stumbling across Burning Man; this is just too awesome! http://i.imgur.com/8dRDr.jpg

"Tell mommy I'm sorry / This life is a party / I'm never growin' up" ~Chiddy Bang http://ping.fm/RpMqI

"I don't mind if you don't mind / I don't shine if you don't shine" ~The Killers

Via @reddit & @4chan: Rebecca Black's "Friday" is a work of unparalleled genius: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg

America: home schooling + religion = fellow countrymen and women that should be ashamed of themselves: http://ping.fm/CV3hi

LinkedIn folks, let's hook up; I'm the best rec writer this side of @StacyZapar: http://www.linkedin.com/in/froggacuda

Seen on Tumblr: don't be racist; be like the Panda...they're Black, White, and Asian! http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

Some ex-girlfriends are just wonderful creatures; others are worthless, self-centered, crazy pieces of shit. Why is there no in-between?

“...make your hand into a claw and tell them you’re a little monster and you can do whatever the fuck you want.” @LadyGaga

"Maybe listening is sexier than anything else you can do in public" http://www.viruscomix.com/page542.html

Godzilla backwards... http://i.imgur.com/WagHH.jpg

Hipster Traps in NYC baited w/ PBR and American Spirits, amongst other incentives. Brilliant! Look out, @Slantview! http://ping.fm/dll2C

The most ignorant "Christian" shit I have read in a long time: "God attacking Japan for tentacle porn, 4chan" http://ping.fm/CPf2u

Somebody find the water key that turns off my nose.

Understand that the building codes in Japan saved dozens of thousands of lives. Watch the skyscrapers sway... http://ping.fm/jPMlV

I'm fascinated by that gangsta shit /Always been a fan of that gangsta shit /You can count me in if it's gangsta shit /Just for the rush...

I chortle when I lose friends on social networks--really? Did your online persona take damage? Fetch the Waaambulance or the Waaalicopter.

It is only when you get deathly ill that you remember how fucked up you get when you drink a bottle of Nyquil #highschool #BattleLosAngeles

Grab deez nutz from @KingFantastic and @DJTroubleMaker: free iPod Why? Where? What? video featuring @KristinaRoseXXX: http://t.co/UHEOp0f

Why did the chicken cross the road? I just got this joke and my mind=blown. http://i.imgur.com/AhAdy.png

then I noticed the throbbing in my brain; my throat had closed to a needle's eye, and it was then that I knew that I was not going to work

And Mister Rogers finally looked up from his watch and said softly "May God be with you," to all his vanquished children. http://ping.fm/nws4k

Just in case you think you can blog... http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/so-you-think-you-can-blog/

New Blawg; enjoy! So You Think You Can Blog? http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/so-you-think-you-can-blog/

@KristinaRosexxx re: wolf hat http://ping.fm/KYxKq FUCKIN' RAWR! http://www.dino-tees.com/Rawr-Means-I-Love-You-in-Dinosaur_p_8.html

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." ~Benjamin Franklin

@GreenHouseIntl Founder and senior security analyst Ken Robinson on CNBC discusses oil prices, Libya, and what's to come: http://ping.fm/75I6V

GODDAMMIT Universal Pictures SUCKS! Will NOT green light to Guillermo del Toro's Lovecraftian "Mountains of Madness" movie http://ping.fm/NQ82A

Via @twurtle0: This 3D light show from NYE in Portugal will blow. your. mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocgxe6ftx-4

I don't always post parenting shit, but when I do, I prefer LOLs via @cinerina ... this is HILARIOUS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-LwxR746s

@film_femme: 'I'm still in love / with that picture you took / with your headphones on / and printed for me'

@DeadMansPartyCA March 12 @BellyUpMusic:" "It's a dead man's party / Who could ask for more?" LET'S DO THIS! http://ping.fm/Pzvrt

What I miss most about childhood Sundays: Calvin & Hobbes in full color! http://ping.fm/ny98E

What's better than spending $100 on 2x Coleman camp kits? Spending $40 total and eating like Vikings in the backcountry http://ping.fm/WuVPI

@reddit: Redditor LucidEnding has less than 51 hours to live, ask him anything (warning: onions) http://ping.fm/kq49A

Possibly the most "squeee!" or "daawwww!" commercial I have seen in five years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNb0d0nBsWc

@therealgirltalk is coming to San Diego March 22, y'all; tix $75 a pop @ Soma: http://www.songkick.com/concerts/7246201-girl-talk-at-soma

@djtroublemaker puts it down fierce with @ruskoofficial on a new @kingfantastic remix of WHY? WHERE? WHAT? http://hypem.com/#!/item/19k2m

#FF: @RXEarth @SDSolarEnergy @GHProductCenter @JAHuffman @Kleptus @GreenHouseIntl @BeckFarris @KingFantastic @DJTroubleMaker @RuskoOfficial

@djtroublemaker @kingfantastic @ruskoofficial WHY? WHERE? WHAT? (Troublemaker Edit) is BANGIN' HARD, meng! Check it! http://ping.fm/MgoZ5

@dungeonsanddragons, @charliesheen, @Wizards_DnD: behold the new character class: CHARLIE SHEEN! #winning http://ping.fm/a0sue

@microsoft: for those about to upgrade [from IE6] WE SALUTE YOU! http://www.ie6countdown.com/

Meanwhile, in TX: $10K and 2 years for hiring illegal immigrants...unless they work in your house or yard for rich people: http://ping.fm/Y4N9A

@cinemajunkie @geeksofdoom WORST. IDEA. EVER! Blade Runner 2 WTF! http://ping.fm/3Ggbq

@DJStevePorter BANGS 7 GRAM SHEEN-HOP: #winning @CharlieSheen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjpmcBa-Rs&feature=youtu.be

Here's my entry for Old School Friday: "I'm callin' up the posse / it's time to get a-rippin'" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n13K5BWZBP4

I freakin' HATE grown men and women that CANNOT SPELL. You should have your college degree revoked, you craptacular nincompoops.

This is how we roll #green #energy #efficiency #sustainability at @GreenHouseIntl: http://ping.fm/NB5dQ

Charlie Sheen: I WAS BANGING SEVEN GRAM ROCKS, CUZ THAT'S HOW I ROLL (Dubstep): http://ping.fm/LNCbf

Best advice yet: date a girl who reads! http://themonicabird.com/post/3273155431/date-a-girl-who-reads-date-a-girl-who-spends-her

May 11, 2011: throw away your drivers licenses, get ready for your National ID card: http://ping.fm/2TRJp

The 100 items that will disappear first in a disaster scenario: better print this out for TEOTWAWKI: http://ping.fm/eU3lw

How to teach your kids survival...or anyone, for that matter. Great read: http://daysofourtrailers.blogspot.com/2009/02/howdy.html

GO LIBYA! http://ping.fm/BYg1u

New Tea Party talking point: renters don't have the right to vote. WHAT. THE. FUCK?!? http://ping.fm/rMZij

Sync your files online and across computers with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! http://db.tt/DxOQ1QV

TIL that you can change a tire on a moving car...LIKE A BAWSS! http://ping.fm/HC6em

@techiblog: The new Facebook LIKE button is a bait-and-switch; changed this weekend: http://ping.fm/kFRqT

WAAAAAAANNNT! http://ping.fm/FIvuN

US Plans for Green Exports! This is the future, right here, right now #green #energy #renewable http://ping.fm/U109z

It's NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY! Better head down to @FireHousePB and get you some! http://ping.fm/edhuT

Excellent read: this is why Wisconsin matters: http://www.commondreams.org/view/2011/02/21-3

@thegrumpyowl: The only good kleptocrat is a dead kleptocrat, including the tweeting twin twerp Princesses of Bahrain: http://ping.fm/GMhpb

Perhaps this is why we have budget woes: police officer on 7 years paid leave: http://ping.fm/5m2Uv

Dear men of @Reddit: what movies make you cry? ::sniffle:: http://ping.fm/FKOAk

Greedy teachers vs greedy bankers: some fucking perspective: http://ping.fm/OdklY

New blawg: THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/02/21/the-silence-is-deafening/

If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

Quit bullying smokers! http://ping.fm/JTEpI

Facebook just got a whole lot creepier... http://www.breakupnotifier.com/

Someone in Egypt is ordering pizzas for the Wisconsin strikers: http://ping.fm/iBYpO

I think I'll switch financial institutions...wait...wut? http://www.bankofsatan.com

TIL the earliest form of Rock, Paper, Scissors is called Jan-Ken-Pon from 18th century Japan: http://ping.fm/hyDuS

I agree with @techcrunch: 30% is too much and will fuck up the i-Device ecosystem: http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/16/why-are-you-people-defending-apple/

MIND THE GAP! http://i.imgur.com/84uEi.jpg

OH NOES! A FRAWG! http://i.imgur.com/3OXDa.jpg

@ComputerGeeks INSANITY: Refurb 26" Vizio TV/Monitor w/ WIFI (Netflix, yo!) 1080p LED 2 HDMI 1920x1080 res for $249.99 http://ping.fm/esFgV

Dentists! How do they work? Open wide...! http://i.imgur.com/aFYmQ.jpg

I see your Evernote and raise you the best tattoo evar... http://tinypic.cc/efcrkp4

I love it when my local @TacoBell employees have OCD: it's BEAUTIFUL! http://i.imgur.com/Zi9HD.jpg

"I am a singer of songs that i learned in
the far city, and my calling is to make beauty with the things remembered
of childhood." ~Iranon

@DrinkAbout: San Diego pub crawl for the best in craft beer! GET ON THA BUS! @draftmag @karlstrauss @stonebrewingco http://ping.fm/SF5nt

Possibly the ONLY article I have ever read that does not blame men for @whyurnotmarried; ladies, this is a must-read: http://ping.fm/jQzXs

10 years ago today, the world was changed when ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video1_view.shtml

@KristinaRosexxx (re: http://ping.fm/7rgBb) Southern California stand the fuck up for Miss Kristina Rose! Where you at @kingfantastic?

"I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say / I know they don't sound the way the way I planned them to be" ~When In Rome

"the first few steps...the first few words...the first moment when a line crosses a line...and suddenly you can never stop seeing" ~Shadow

“The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” ~Ayn Rand via @ClaudineGalt @JohnWGalt

@HuffPostGreen Stop trying to give @stephenathome nightmares with this gigantic bear story! http://huff.to/idTuii

My Valentine's card this year: http://i.imgur.com/T0vvO.jpg

CATZILLA! http://i.imgur.com/Ma5dG.jpg

@reddit: everyone should keep a stack of these in their vehicle: http://i.imgur.com/oSp3S.jpg

The tragic consequences of long term unemployment: http://ping.fm/PqQ5K

@ladygaga on 60 minutes: "what artists do wrong is they lie. I don't lie."

"Do not ask useless questions: how deep is the ocean, how high is the sky...who is @johnwgalt" http://ping.fm/T9oMg

#FF: @SDSolarEnergy @RXEarth @Film_Femme @BorowitzReport @beckfarris @reddit @cinerina @dirtylittleme @yankodesign @Susan_Rust @quotegarden

Heartwarming stuff; this is why I love @reddit: http://ping.fm/cuc9W

I <3 @banksyart! I AM YOUR FATHER! http://www.igorstshirts.com/blog/conceptships/2011/banksy/banksy_02.jpg

@cinebeth: the ultimate compilation of NOOOOOOOO!!! http://blip.tv/file/4559001

Wikipedia updated for the Black Eyed Peas... http://s2.kimag.es/share/59762079.png

I'm just watching #superbowl #Steelers #Packers for the #commercials...

Beat boxing 101: this really works! http://i.imgur.com/TjOo1.jpg

#FF: @KristinaRoseXXX @KingFantastic @DeathStarPR @BorowitzReport @RXEarth @JAHuffman @DJKevinBrown @BootieMashup @ChemicalJump @GroovyChin

Oregon Trail 2024: LA Street crossing challenge! http://i.imgur.com/ELLMO.jpg

@BlakeBoston617 <--"Scumbag Steve" has a MEME; check out the evolution: http://ping.fm/mtqca

@foxnewslatino, @greenhouseintl: Tequila's Dirty Secret: an environmental disaster; #GreenHouse Soluciones to the rescue! http://ping.fm/roHtN

Who else is on this Tumblr thing? Follow and thou shalt be followed: http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

新年快樂!
Xīnnián kuàilè!
Happy Chinese New Year!
2011 is the year of the Rabbit 兔, which is also known by its formal name of Xin Mao 卯.

@kristinarosexxx melts in your mouth, not in your hands; speaking of hands, get yours on these: http://www.shoptits.com/kristinarose.aspx

The complete "Parents Throwing Baby Over Gully" meme; if you haven't seen this one yet, prepare to lawl hard: http://i.imgur.com/cFIDc.jpg

Congratulations @reddit, @jedberg for over 1 BILLION pageviews in January! http://blog.reddit.com/2011/02/reddit-billions-served.html

@okcupid acquired by Match.com for $50m CASH. http://mashable.com/2011/02/02/okcupid-match-no-charge/

Here is your daily WTF: man must pay child support after woman keeps sperm from oral sex, gets pregnant by it. http://ping.fm/GkyKV

Metered Bandwidth Isn't About Stopping The Bandwidth Hogs; It's About Preserving Old Media Business Models http://ping.fm/Hh7BF

GreenHouse Holdings assisting Mexico's Tequila Industry with Sustainability! http://ping.fm/RZQpG

Spiderbro! This brought a tear to my eye: http://i.imgur.com/bvxnW.jpg

@helenaspopkin: I don't always play with Transformers, but when I do, I prefer Decepticons: http://ping.fm/ogXCm

"I am, therefore I'll think" ~John Galt | "Altruism sucks!" @johnwgalt | APRIL 15, 2011:
http://www.atlasshruggedpart1.com/

Rut roh! http://i.imgur.com/ZoJZw.jpg

@stephenathome: ok NOW I am terrified of bears. And in San Diego, too: http://i.imgur.com/hRLrs.jpg

@kleptus: bacon is a gateway drug for vegetarians: http://ping.fm/K4aJP

@reddit: it's MY beret now... http://i.imgur.com/kekWZ.jpg

Mmmmmm...yeahhhh... http://i.imgur.com/wrywg.jpg

@reddit: Meanwhile, in California... http://i.imgur.com/UVIAq.jpg

@syfy Mega Python vs Gatoroid: hosted by its 80s starlets Debbie Gibson & Tiffany dropping lines from their songs is delicious...

I am going to surgically attach this to Brother's head when I find where to get one: http://i.imgur.com/CDQIP.jpg

As soon as I can find where to get one, I am surgically attaching this to Brother's head: http://i.imgur.com/CDQIP.jpg

And I thought my Decepticons band-aids were the best...I was wrong: http://svpply.com/item/128535/What_Happened_Bandages

I am going to do this to Brother as soon as I find out where to get one: http://i.imgur.com/CDQIP.jpg

@bootiemashup: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT EXPLAIN IT. download them all! http://ping.fm/1Mx9T

There are mashups; then there's LOVE+PEACE+GREASE: that's @bootiemashup: you gotta hear this! http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestof/

"Yo Dre, drop English right about now" "I'm expressin' with my full capabilities / And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.." @DrDreWC

"Yo Dre, drop English right about now" "I'm expressin' with my full capabilities / And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.." @DrDreWC

@bratmix: precisely! so say @theDJkevinbrown, @mikeybeats, @missDJfrankiem, @DJaylasimone, @sleepinggiant: http://bit.ly/ghGtXi

Can't make this shit up: "Weed Firing Catapult Discovered at US-Mexico Border" http://ping.fm/WQXhF

LOLTHULHU! "Oh God I can see forever!" http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-god-i-can-see-forever

"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything" I'll fall for the five hot chicks in Sucker Punch anyday: http://ping.fm/9qChU

@whitehouse Obama is talking about better education; I say invest in LEGOs: these badass guns are hella innovative: http://ping.fm/0MUOE

If you like @therealgirltalk then you're gonna love @milkmanmusic; he just posted his trilogy-completing third album for free! http://ping.fm/8s1e4

Yo, dawg, I heard you're watching the #SOTU but in Egypt important shit is happening: riots, Twitter blocked, bravery: http://ping.fm/owKLM

This is fuckin' amazing; French beatbox wizard Eklips does a 4 minute history of hip hop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_2vmkTmf0

@ladygaga and @perezhilton love #Nutella -- 11 lbs worth of it? http://www.amazon.com/Ferrero-Nutella-Made-Italy-11-02lbs/dp/B003NL9MPW

@joerogan: Dear people that have music on autoplay on your website - catch the fuck up, it ain't 1998, and that shit is annoying // AMEN bro

Next question: Nissan Xterra or Toyota 4Runner? Discuss after reading this: http://ping.fm/nQ4kq

BLAWG: Death in the Vehicular Family: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/25/death-in-the-vehicular-family/

@thinkgeek: WANT! NAO! http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/01/your-ipad-is-an-arcade-cabinet-the-journey-from-joke-to-product.ars

If the bank can no longer find the title on your home, you could get it back free and clear. Interesting! http://ping.fm/xjaDu

1 in 5 children online get eaten by rabid bears... http://imgur.com/5BFJM.jpg

"I'll go to hell before I fuck my brand up" @kingfantastic #goodshit

Every single girlfriend I have ever had takes keen and wicked pleasure in this: http://i.imgur.com/nXaN0.jpg

Stab someone with your 4-sided die? Court rules that Dungeons & Dragons a threat to prison security: http://ping.fm/ZE4da

@reddit: "Dance before the police come" http://i.imgur.com/I6ATt.jpg

you know you like it! http://brands.kraftfoods.com/thecheesiest/

Stop me before I blog again! Get your FESTIVUS on: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/festivus-grievances-and-strength/

"Manifestation through narration" ~ @rxearth

"We think that a largely military approach to cybersecurity is a mistake" http://ping.fm/s8Fha

Mr. @KeithOlbermann 's exit comes on the eve of Comcast Corp.'s takeover of network parent NBC Universal...

"Where the fuck is the waitress at with my drinks!?!" ~Ludacris

I don't always agree with liberals, but when I do, I listen to @KeithOlbermann. WHAT THE FUCK!?! http://ping.fm/MAm4l

"And before anyone gets a chance to speak / I say yo, don't say nuthin'; I guess I'm just a freak" ~Digital Underground

I hated this guy, too: http://imgur.com/oUOvT.jpg

Yet another reason animals > humans: dog guards owners grave: http://imgur.com/tJUvS.jpg

I am dying laughing; @SouthPark is finally lampooning HP Lovecraft! http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360449/cthulhu

"Do humans have the right to have the power to control animals scientifically?" ~chief scientist in Terror of Mechagodzilla. Good question.

"As the needle slips into the run-out groove /
Love, maybe you feel it too..." ~Keane, Perfect Symmetry (Live at the Cherrytree House)

"YOU DON'T HANG UP ON ME!!!" ~Belén Sky calling her Unkle @jahuffman back on Skype...and then hanging up. Broke a rib laughing with @kleptus

Cat summoned to jury duty; Judge says "must appear in court". It's shit like this, GOVT: http://ping.fm/UTp1X

"I think I'm taking CRAZY PILLS!" Zoolander 2 confirmed by Ben Stiller: http://ping.fm/aSSCB

Worse than crack, heroin, or PCP: CATNIP!!! Not! Even! Once! http://imgur.com/ZA7WQ.jpg

Baristas and bartenders, THIS is how you get tips! http://www.imgur.com/TBGxC.jpg

Chatroulette is so 2010; ladeez an genlmenz, I give you BLAZEROULETTE! Fire 'em up! http://www.blazeroulette.com

Excellent, if subtle, advice, not just for underclassmen: http://i.imgur.com/D3eTo.jpg

DJ Lurk's 2010 FESTIVUS compilation posted: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/festivus-grievances-and-strength/

SUPERB! RT @slantview, @drupal: Drupal is 10 years old today! http://bit.ly/hGMRLM post by @dries

The M0nster Zer0 page has been rebuilt with audio and pics! Download 'em nao! http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/monster-zero/

A new @okcupid blog on attractiveness via pictures is up with their traditional large data sets, examples, and zingers: http://ping.fm/D8rjX

@StephenAtHome opens The Colbert Report with hoping @NickiMinaj wins a Grammy! I'd definitely file that as a Colbert bump...

@bootiemashup has released their sick mashups from 2010 as a comp + the "almost made its" http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestofbootie2010/

Did anyone else in San Diego just see that crazy meteorite or something streak downwards out west?

If dogs had opposable thumbs... http://ping.fm/juqkh

@reddit sleuths everything; the YouTube of Jared Lee Loughner, accused shooter. W T F !!! http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10

TIL about Sergeant Stubby, the only DOG to be promoted through combat and who was all-around amazing: http://ping.fm/gOAQX

Pacemaker handheld DJ system...FUCKIN' WANT! Check out the second video here: http://ping.fm/nzOlo

San Diego thrift store gold: hardback Gardner's Art Through the Ages 5th ed. $3, hardback Penguin Compleat Works of Shakespeare $1.50

TIL there's a friendly and active San Diego sub- @reddit with jobs, advice, info, local activities, and wonderful Reddit intelligence: http://ping.fm/7Jchh

Just in case you didn't catch the genius lyrics the first time, here's Cee-Lo Green's Fuck You...in sign language: http://ping.fm/LTuwT

@gracieglam & @kristinarosexxx - it doesn't get better than this! Gracie Glam gettin' glammy: http://yfrog.com/h86vstqj

Words and images are as potent as bullets. The tone of American political rhetoric has GOT to grow up @sarahpalinusa http://imgur.com/gs0t7

A thoughtful review of the first, and arguably best, MMORPG of all time: Outside: http://ping.fm/7bfpX

I see your @tfln and raise you @reddit 's version: http://www.reddit.com/r/LastNight/

Rest in peace and godspeed, Anastasia Katarina kittn: http://on.fb.me/gdueB6

Rest in peace and godspeed, Anastasia Katarina kittn: http://bit.ly/aWIXLt

"I don't care what people say / The rush is worth the price I pay"

Van Gogh, tilt-shifted...awesomeness ensues: http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/van-goghs-paintings-get

Who else is on Tumblr? Any suggestions to follow? http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

@hyundai does it like a BOSS by providing the Equus car owner's manual as an interactive guide on the free iPad in the glove-box: http://ping.fm/nUbfz

Where are my YouTubers at? I need some moar friends and my favorites list is the best on the webz: http://www.youtube.com/user/froggacuda

New version of Handbrake out, first update since 2009, check it out: http://handbrake.fr/downloads.php

Yes, DJ Lurk has a 2010 comp; almost complete, 2 discs, need a name. Suggestions?

SB 1317 California, if your K-8 child misses more than 10% of the school year without a good excuse, $2000 fine + 1 year in jail http://info.sen.ca.gov/pub/09-10/bill/sen/sb_1301-1350/sb_1317_bill_20100930_chaptered.html