Accepting applications for summer girlfriends. Please fill out this form and post attn: @Froggacuda: http://ping.fm/23erO

More parents need to do this (via @Reddit)...so their kids can get a job when they're socially researched... http://i.imgur.com/xyP5K.jpg

"You're a bat-faced, bug-eyed, booger-nosed, baloney-brained, beetle-butt!" ~Calvin at his Candid Opinions stand

Just a reminder: Paul's Boutique by the #BeastieBoys is my number two album of ALL TIME; listening through it now... http://ping.fm/vpoGk

Unbelievably touching and true @Coldplay cover of "You Gotta Fight" on May 4th... http://t.co/hsFueOiq

"They got a committee to get me off tha block / Because I say my rhymes loud and I say them non-stop" #BeastieBoys

The poetry of my musical generation is the mashup. @TheWhitePanda: Biggie vs Tom Petty; checkmate! http://www.thewhitepanda.com

OH NO! Junior Seau dead apparently of self-inflicted gunshot wound! @SeanMBreen http://ping.fm/P4Esm

Yo mama so dumb she spent two hours looking at a juice box because it said concentrate.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

@GodzillaSays: "I have no reason to save humans...they're always bullying me." ~from Ghidorah the 3 Headed Monster

Happy Pig in a Blanket Day!

Yes the FBI DNS Changer rumor is real-if you are infected, you'll "lose ur Interwebz"; affects Mac + PC; check here: http://www.dns-ok.us/

For those of you wanting to know when obscure, funny holidays are, try subscribing to this via iCal or Google Cal: http://ping.fm/ypPr0

Happy National Garlic Day!