AZ Humane Society euthanized cat that helped man get over heroin addiction due to lack of immediate payment: http://ping.fm/LJqj5

Best work-related writeup EVER! Think I'll order a @Domino's pizza just for this: http://i.imgur.com/Ok0bs.jpg "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

I cannot stop listening to @TheWhitePanda; get your #NYE soundtracks at www.thewhitepanda.com! Pure PANDA-monium!

Words of wisdom from The Lorax: http://i.imgur.com/bkBbQ.jpg

INSANITY WOLF: "I take the THE out of Psychotherapist" http://ping.fm/uFoOy

Just in case you missed it last night, new blawg from the Frogg: RECOGNIZE! http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/recognize/

That word you keep using--absolutely--I don't think it means what you think it means #petpeeve

For those of you about to drink and drive, I implore you to watch this commercial. It will take your breath away: http://ping.fm/jJgBS

You know what I love about the holiday season? The LOVE! I wish we all could remember this year-round...

I gotta admit, @JoeRogan on @Ustream is sortof addictive. Six foot, jaguar-killing chimps. "Chimps are the gnarliest animals on the planet"

Oh yes! The trailer for the first half of The Hobbit is live and I cannot freakin' wait! http://ping.fm/D30Ql

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM OUT OF MEAT. http://ping.fm/xM97k

To the guy that jumped my buddy this last weekend, if I find you, I am going to fuckstart your face with an iron pipe.

The fire in my hearth never crackles quite as merrily as when I feed it pictures of my exes...

Landlord says I have central heat: it's called the fireplace. Time to burn some moar shit, then; good practice for the zombie apocalypse...

Via @Reddit: addictive, simple, music-maker that will entrance you for hours: http://ping.fm/A5akl

SOPA WILL BE THE END OF REDDIT. THIS SHALL NOT PASS! http://ping.fm/z4XnE

Banks and Credit Card Companies to start assessing risk on you via your Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn profiles? http://ping.fm/0BLOB

Almost there, Cali! Projection of state budget deficits ONLY $13 billion, down from $42 billion in 2009: http://ping.fm/VG6q5

50 Economic Numbers from 2011 that are almost too crazy to believe: http://ping.fm/9tAfw