10 Reasons Why Darth Vader Was a Kickass Project Manager (via @ComputerGeeks): http://ping.fm/9qdWu

"People who are drunk solve creative problems 30% faster than sober people" ~Wired guy on @ColbertNation

@KatrinaBonds: Dave Chappelle called the Tupac hologram years ago! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai1yagSvUUI&feature=related

DJ Topsider (@BryceSail88) shows you how clever mashups can be on Mashup Breakdown: YACHT ROCK! http://mashupbreakdown.com/yacht-rock

I gotta agree with @RollingStone: hologram Tupac at @Coachella is a little "weird and disturbing" http://ping.fm/KT0E8

"Should Rick Santorum be able to abort his campaign without an invasive ultrasound?" (via @Reddit)

San Diego, here's your new theme song; literally, tears from laughing so hard: http://ping.fm/bAAdD

They ignored my name on the Do Not Call list. I ignored their dignity. http://www.callhating.com/ via @Reddit, natch!

#BROTIP: do not stick your dick in crazy...

HAPPY NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICH DAY! http://ping.fm/BiDON

Sometimes you just need to remove certain persons from your life...on Facebook, Twitter, Skype, iPhone, contacts, e-mail... like a rootkit.

HEY! YOU! Go get #GSharp from @KingFantastic pronto if you value your street cred: http://ping.fm/lLgBd

Listen up! @TheAdGurl is now blawgin' large out at http://theadgurl.wordpress.com/

April 8, 2014: Say goodbye to support for Windows XP and Office 2003: http://ping.fm/HbQtM

Does anyone have firsthand experience with @Microsoft's @Office365 product? Specifically AD integration to existing infrastructure?

Most brilliant Kickstarter idea yet? Camping pot uses thermoelectric power generation to charge your devices while cooking! http://ping.fm/K47Kv

@CineBeth #OCCUPYMIDIAN Extended Version of @RealCliveBarker's Nightbreed? YES PLEASE! http://ping.fm/waGb4

Fridays don't get much cooler than being followed by @ERICB "Eric B break the sticks (you got it) / Rakim will begin when you make the mix"

How to turn a $5.9T surplus into a $6T deficit, by the United States of America... via @Reddit http://i.imgur.com/QNI2F.jpg

“Pressure washing yourself will not increase intelligence or sobriety.” http://ping.fm/vD4Pq

Sometimes I solve IT problems so fast, I'm all like PEW! PEW! PEW! ---> http://i.minus.com/inwaXwVjFTHyo.gif

So much crap to do, I'm just making punchlists for tomorrow. @ThistleSpeak invoicing is supposed to make money at least...

It all started with a flow chart about people peeing on the floor at work. ..via @Reddit http://i.imgur.com/ekKnv.jpg #meme

Looks like its gonna be a hot one this weekend...stay classy San Diego! http://i.imgur.com/jg4GG.jpg

Kurt Vonnegut is a BAMF: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/03/i-am-very-real.html

Nothing beats a fat cat as an under-blanket space heater...

SD Mayoral candidate Nathan Fletcher quits the GOP to become an independent: http://ping.fm/qLBxC

To all you MacBook Air early-adopters, this is what I think Apple is up to next (and why I haven't bought one yet) http://ping.fm/H4Qmf

@StacyZapar: what's your take on BranchOut for Facebook? http://ping.fm/dPHuT

DaFuq with the Twitter spam to check out "WalMartUser2" etc? Can you even report spam on Twitter?

Rewatching the X-Files S1 on a rainy night...I want to believe...heh heh heh...

Just because you own high tech doesn't mean you use it effectively. Like people with expensive cameras that take crappy photos.

Khameleon808 is back at it again, this time a billion clips of video over dubstep; hat tip to @Wired: http://ping.fm/Nutuj

If an employer demands your social network passwords, tell them that is a federal crime: http://ping.fm/qT5lr

My fingers are itching and my throat is dry; sounds like the Parlour turntables are going to fire up this evening...anyone join me?

Rain is like an apocalyptic event in San Diego. Headlights on and drive safe; it'll magnify your Jameson's, folks. Happy St Paddys!

DAMN THE IDES OF MARCH! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March

If it draws blood and kick it, it's hardware; if you can only scream and curse at it, it's software.

@KingFantastic + @Ztrip covering @FinalLevel's "Squeeze the Trigger"? IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, SON! http://ping.fm/mER7d

Every time I see hawt chicks taking self-pics I just want to...clean their mirrors.

"The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec." ~Marcus Dolengo

RT @SHAQ: Proud of my company @GreenHouseIntl for building an orphanage in Ghana. http://bit.ly/xRVIwF We gotta take care of the kids.

@TheWhitePanda has done it again; grab the phreshness of Bambooyah! ASAP and revel in the mixiest of mashups! http://ping.fm/KvQx4

Via @ComputerGeeks: the difference between Geeks and Nerds [infographic] http://infographicjournal.com/geek-vs-nerd/

Apropos: in China, the Xterra is known as the Nissan Paladin. FTW.

I have two Terastation RAID arrays for sale: 0.75TB and 1.25TB, fresh format, working perfectly - PM me. Perfect for backups / media servers

Life is worth living when you enjoy your own company. I'm taking a ride with my best friend...

THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE: THE PRECEDING STATEMENT IS FALSE.

@KristinaRosexxx @kingfantastic @djtroublemaker @RemixTheVideo testing new AppleTV firmware with this: http://ping.fm/0sJUt

Sneakernet is not quite as fast when using 500GB drives...

I NEED MOAR BANDWIDTH! Cannot wait to get to new offices at Mission Brewery and gut and retune my Premier infrastructure.

iOS update server is unavailable. Is it volume of users or are they updating for iOS 5.1? Anyone? Voodoo economics?

White People Problems: the GOP: http://news.salon.com/2012/03/04/whats_the_matter_with_white_people/singleton/

"The Constitution guarantees due process, not judicial process." Eric Holder is SO FULL OF SEMANTIC BULLSHIT @ggreenwald http://ping.fm/OhQzY

@Skrillex drops groceries; sick beets are the result! http://i.imgur.com/xGyTL.jpg (again, via @Reddit, en fuego)

So, I decided to look into the Ethernet port on my cable modem... (via @Reddit) http://i.imgur.com/8NJds.jpg

45 Calvin and Hobbes desktops optimized for 1920x1200 courtesy of @Reddit: http://imgur.com/a/ugVR0

I'm going to say this one last time: TOILET PAPER GOES OVER THE TOP, NOT UNDER! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

The issue in a nutshell via @Reddit: http://ping.fm/9XbN5

I am willing to murder someone with my bare hands for #DoritosLocosTacos from @TacoBell http://www.tacobell.com/doritoslocostacos

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." ~Dr. #Seuss

"and all that the Lorax left here in this mess / was a small pile of rocks with one word /
UNLESS" Happy B-Day, Dr. #Seuss!

Simple idea can save CA counties $159M per year: reduce drug possession felonies to misdemeanors like Fed laws: http://ping.fm/CwvHF

Reminder to idiot Cali drivers: TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS IN THE RAIN! It's the LAW now!

@AngiesRightLeg: you can name every single part of Angelina's body and I'll follow it... http://ping.fm/dQGME

The reality of working at a pet shelter: you have to kill them all... http://ping.fm/TV2Fu

Tomorrow is FREE PANCAKE DAY @IHOP! consumerist.com/2012/02/free-pancakes-tomorrow-at-ihop.html

Advertisers are FUCKING UP The Lorax! Apparently nothing is sacred anymore... http://ping.fm/RlSx9

#FF CORPS @StayClassySD @FirehousePB @AnalogBar @SyrahWineParlor @KingFantastic @DJTroubleMaker @SleepingGiant @Karl_Strauss @StoneBrewingCo

#FF ENGAGE! @JAHuffman @ChrisUrsitti @StacyZapar @KatrinaBonds @DeidreLShannon @MattSpencer @PatWalsh @RussGlennMusic @CineBeth @BeckiFarris

Source: http://h30565.www3.hp.com/t5/Feature-Articles/Your-Cloud-Won-t-Secure-Itself/ba-p/1712

More unique instances of malware incursions have been tracked by security software in the past 18 months than in all the preceding 18 years.

California most disliked state; HATERS GONNA HATE! Also, God has a 52% approval rating... http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/02/california-americas-least-favorite-state/49002/#.T0Q5PvIpZV0.reddit

@TacoBell: WHERE ARE MY DORITOS-SHELLED TACOS! I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MARCH!

Obama just needs to shift marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule II and be done with it: http://ping.fm/l3zDE

As usual, the fans make better trailers than the studios; case-in-point: The Avengers Extended Mashup: http://ping.fm/LlcPF

Wake up! It's 1984! KARATEKA is getting a reboot! My inner Apple IIe is doing handsprings! http://ping.fm/alhvQ

@Skrillex means "HOMOSEXUAL SATAN WASP" This is the most hysterical nonsense I have ever read... http://ping.fm/mmdGT

The Japanese get St. Valentine's Day right: http://www.stvalentinesday.org/valentines-dayin-japan.html

Love 'em or hate 'em, The Transformers are coming back for a fourth movie. BRING BACK SOUNDWAVE, BAY! http://ping.fm/21vM6

If anyone is looking for a Senior Technical Recruiter in San Diego, message me; I have the best candidate in the US on blast!

Sony Music is DESPICABLE! Hikes price of Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits by 60% within hours of her death: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/feb/13/whitney-houston-album-price

5.5 earthquake in Northern California; 31 miles NE of Eureka http://ping.fm/Ozqys

All of dance pop has been trying, and failing, since 1987 to match "I Want to Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)." http://ping.fm/NvP2B

The top 12 reasons why the mortgage settlement sucks balls: http://ping.fm/cOs5b

Fired up the turntables and playing ALL THE WHITNEY! "It's not right, but it's OK"

Godspeed, Whitney. We will always love you.

Drive through funerals since 1974, only in Compton... http://ping.fm/0ZsM9

2 celebrate @KingFantastic un-incarceration, I'm gettin' my KF T on and blastin' THE ACCIDENT DISC @DJTroubleMaker http://ping.fm/KZyYV

This is just bloody AMAZING! Proof that cats make you crazy! http://ping.fm/LFAIR

"the RIAA and MPAA have successfully expanded copyright law in their own favor sixteen times in the last 35 years" http://ping.fm/dCkcT

Daft Punk + Chic / Nile Rodgers album will be AMAZING! http://ping.fm/H3cmV

Killer Reese One of @KingFantastic incarcerated; BUY PRODUCT NOW! Get your #FREEREESE T-shirt pronto! http://ping.fm/Fdvcf

@Chevrolet: you better not have hurt any of those frogs in your apocalyptic Super Bowl commercial; please confirm! http://ping.fm/ZiwDs

"You are the music while the music lasts." ~T.S. Eliot

"TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED! NOW WE RISE!" http://xkcd.com/1013/

"Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn." ~Charlie Parker

"It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr" ~Lewis Carroll

DECEPISNAILS! ABANDON THREADS! http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/AbandonThread.gif

"Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'" ~R. Kipling