All of you aspiring actors, musicians, producers, and video-freaks better read this insightful @Wired article: http://ping.fm/JNTQI

"the number of 25-34 year-old adults in the U.S. living at home rose from 14 percent in 2005 to 19 percent in 2011" http://ping.fm/GkEgt

"The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict." ~MLK

"I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law." ~MLK

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." ~MLK

"Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." ~MLK

I'm applying for both Canadian and UK (Scottish) citizenship. Thanks Mom and Dad! Call me Murdoch Bourne...

"The problem with Scotland...is that it is full of Scots!" WE WANT OUR FREEDOM! http://ping.fm/mx6d6

There's no place like 127.0.0.1...

Awww! Did you get a Twitter account for the holidays? Then follow the @froggacuda...

Know how to start a firestorm? LET'S GET RID OF CA PROP 13! http://ping.fm/ChwtD

What the fuck is it with all these celebrity-endorsed headphones? Function before form, people; they're a dumb fashion accessory.

"Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems." ~Homer Simpson

And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of rocks, with one word...
"UNLESS." ~Theodore Geisel aka Dr Seuss

Thrift store find of the week: Dr Seuss - The Lorax in pristine, crackling spine condition for $1.50. Jelly?

"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." ~Tom Waits, Small Change

"The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen." ~Tommy Smothers

"The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec." ~Marcus Dolengo

"As network administrator I can take down the network...it's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws" ~Dogbert

CA lawmakers: "propose and send to the states for ratification a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United" http://ping.fm/wQRtu

LESS QQ; MOAR PEW PEW!

What's better, Mountain Dew or Mello Yello? Discuss.

Rick Santorum has a position on "man-on-dog" sex, among other horrifying facts: http://ping.fm/Im3oi

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." ~Gloria Leonard

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody." ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

I don't always agree with @DarrellIssa, but when I do, it's because he is fighting SOPA: http://ping.fm/GJPOY

@lamarsmithtx21 is a douchenozzle: http://ping.fm/lDZTk

"It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake." ~Mark Twain

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain

"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." ~Jay Leno

AZ Humane Society euthanized cat that helped man get over heroin addiction due to lack of immediate payment: http://ping.fm/LJqj5

Best work-related writeup EVER! Think I'll order a @Domino's pizza just for this: http://i.imgur.com/Ok0bs.jpg "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

I cannot stop listening to @TheWhitePanda; get your #NYE soundtracks at www.thewhitepanda.com! Pure PANDA-monium!

Words of wisdom from The Lorax: http://i.imgur.com/bkBbQ.jpg

INSANITY WOLF: "I take the THE out of Psychotherapist" http://ping.fm/uFoOy

Just in case you missed it last night, new blawg from the Frogg: RECOGNIZE! http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/recognize/

That word you keep using--absolutely--I don't think it means what you think it means #petpeeve

For those of you about to drink and drive, I implore you to watch this commercial. It will take your breath away: http://ping.fm/jJgBS

You know what I love about the holiday season? The LOVE! I wish we all could remember this year-round...

I gotta admit, @JoeRogan on @Ustream is sortof addictive. Six foot, jaguar-killing chimps. "Chimps are the gnarliest animals on the planet"

Oh yes! The trailer for the first half of The Hobbit is live and I cannot freakin' wait! http://ping.fm/D30Ql

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM OUT OF MEAT. http://ping.fm/xM97k

To the guy that jumped my buddy this last weekend, if I find you, I am going to fuckstart your face with an iron pipe.

The fire in my hearth never crackles quite as merrily as when I feed it pictures of my exes...

Landlord says I have central heat: it's called the fireplace. Time to burn some moar shit, then; good practice for the zombie apocalypse...

Via @Reddit: addictive, simple, music-maker that will entrance you for hours: http://ping.fm/A5akl

SOPA WILL BE THE END OF REDDIT. THIS SHALL NOT PASS! http://ping.fm/z4XnE

Banks and Credit Card Companies to start assessing risk on you via your Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn profiles? http://ping.fm/0BLOB

Almost there, Cali! Projection of state budget deficits ONLY $13 billion, down from $42 billion in 2009: http://ping.fm/VG6q5

50 Economic Numbers from 2011 that are almost too crazy to believe: http://ping.fm/9tAfw

ಠ_ಠ. That is all...

For the DJ LURK fans out there, XMASS comp is ready. It's "2 INSPIRE" from earlier this year; D/L it here: http://ping.fm/kpsPT

OK I'll admit it; Dubstep/Glitch is freakin' awesome. Check this out: http://ping.fm/JAPh7

@RubberBndPirate has a blawg! http://ljmoore.wordpress.com/

"it's not where you take things from--it's where you take things to." ~Jean-Luc Godard via chriszilo

"At any given daylight moment, some 13.5 million drivers are on hand-held phones" = DRUNK DRIVERS. http://ping.fm/ILp3f

On @Reddit: Why Don't You Want To Ever Have Children: http://ping.fm/S67O2

Best animal photo of 2011; I concur--makes me bust out laughing every time: http://ping.fm/bUoql

CEO vs little people rate of pay across the world. Spoiler alert: 475 to 1 http://ping.fm/RUrYa

TIL that the US is STILL UNDER A DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY from 9/11... http://ping.fm/WmzeC

What bounces and makes children cry? The check I wrote to the Make a Wish foundation...

My girlfriend's name is Skyrim and says all the right things, such as "I'm sworn to carry your burden". Also, dragons and magicks...

This is marvelous! What if Dr. Seuss wrote HP Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu? http://io9.com/5847879/

"The trouble with America is that it is full of Americans." ~Froggacuda parsing Braveheart

2) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

The Rules of Gunfighting: http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/mmpub/usmc_rules_for_gun_fighting/

WANT THE @Gerber_Gear APOCALYPSE KIT from @WalkingDead_AMC -- only 200 available, pre-order now, but not before me!

Quote of the Day via EthosPrime on @Reddit re: Megan Fox: "She's like a tire fire, the longer it burns the more interesting it becomes..."

Still mixing; jump into the Parlour, even for background music. Sorry 'bout the @uStream commercials... http://ping.fm/AKCrw

Do you have a teenage daughter? Better read this @NYMag article: http://nymag.com/news/features/70977/

Danny DeVito is The Lorax. http://www.theloraxmovie.com/. That is all.

This is the best guitar playing I think I have ever witnessed... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apa8GveP41E&NR=1 via @Reddit, natch!

Sign the petition to stop the E-PARASITE act HERE: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/stop-e-parasite-act/SWBYXX55

MightyHeaton.com has a powerful opinion piece out: FUCK PANDA BEARS! Hilarious. http://www.mightyheaton.com/2011/10/31/pandas-are-dumb/

@KingFantastic INTERVIEW and new 3 Stripes and @DJTroublemaker Remix of 'Appreciation'. Now get appreciating! http://ping.fm/gzsiD

SOMEBODY FIND ME GARY GOGICK! Bacon lube! http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html #bacon @jmspring @jlambert

Wal-Mart culture: 39% cheaper but you buy 4x more of it. NOT SUSTAINABLE, shitheads: http://www.grist.org/business-technology/2011-11-11-is-your-stuff-falling-apart-thank-walmart

This is totally sick: Notorious BIG vs Tom Petty / Mo' Free, Mo' Fallin' via The White Panda #mashup http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0VimezCcc

@ThePublicRecord $12.3 TRILLION handed over to banks by Fed Reserve with no executive approval. That's where your $$$ went: http://ping.fm/N5TkW

Heavy D: the girls, the girls still love thee! Godspeed, bro. http://ping.fm/lqIGX

@PremierPIMO has a brand new website; great job on a fresh new look, great info: http://premieralliance.com/

Just signed up for @USAA checking and savings. It took less than 5 minutes. US Bank is going to be angry...

The funniest shit I've seen on 4chan for a minute: Kermit insists that he is the Batman... http://ping.fm/kfxeO

@OfficialChicane: THOUSAND MILE STARE! New box set available for pre-order with new studio work, best of remixes, moar! http://ping.fm/zTuti

REMINDER: it's Movember 1st; clean shave and start growing that master 'stache for Prostate Cancer Awareness: http://us.movember.com

"This was not called execution. It was called retirement." ~Blade Runner prologue

A new blawg: "Where Is My Mind?" on death just in time for Halloween: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/where-is-my-mind/

Some of the most amazing @Lego constructions ever: dilapidated Victorian houses: http://ping.fm/MxyUd

new rant on the Virtual Lilypad: Communication is Broken: http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/10/20/communication-is-broken/

“Tina Fey did for glasses what J.Lo did for asses.” ~Jon Stewart

Protest Demands: Experts Say They're Unnecessary Despite Media Whining #OWS #OccupySD http://ping.fm/EN9t7

I had no idea how the 'People's Microphone' worked until I tuned in to #OccupyAtlanta's live stream: http://ping.fm/cWGUp

Articles, videos wrapping up Sunday's activity @OccupySD on the @SDReader blog: http://ping.fm/B6zrf

@OccupySD I am actively updating the Relevant News on OccupySD.org with articles and videos. Please send 411 / comments: http://ping.fm/U5SKA

Ye GODS I love @ThinkGeek: THE BIG TRAK IS BACK! http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/de2e/ -- please tell me you have the trailer, too...