MacBook Pro refresh online! DROOLFUEL!

Learn you some science from the INSANE CLOWN POSSE! Cuz scientists are fuckin' LIARS! http://ping.fm/2rpOg

"no one is really going to be free until nerd persecution ends." -RotN

"I'm a nerd, too. I just found that out tonight. But I have news for all the beautiful people: there are more of us then there are of you."

"Are you nearsighted or farsighted?" / "nearsighted" / "really?" / "yeah" / "me too; wanna switch glasses?" ~RotN

"You know, some people, they can create with their hands. But when you're working with a computer, you gotta build something with your mind"

Revenge of the Nerds. Now streaming on @Netflix. Damn you, Netflix; damn you!

"My friends are frightened...they don't know what's going on / They think you put a spell on me and now my mind is gone." ~Living Color

OPEN SEASON ON PARENTS VIA FACEBOOK! Discuss! http://ping.fm/hr9pJ

Happy 77th B-Day, King Kong! RESPECT THE BIG RUBBERY STOP-MOTION MONSTERS! http://ping.fm/9Sray

"Though we may deserve it / It will be worth it" ~DM

via @katrinabonds, @seanmbreen: FUCK! SHIT IZ FALLING OFF THA WALLZ! http://ping.fm/q6ahY

@slantview: NICE! websites we worked on won the webaward.org for web dev back2back for 2008/2009 http://bit.ly/cWu8Md http://bit.ly/blfzmo

@sandiego6: excellent Easter #Earthquake news rollup: http://ping.fm/LRJFu

@earthquake is 6.9 initial, Baja California; lasted roughly 45 seconds. I thought it was my bass from the Yamaha 15"s at first... http://ping.fm/3uDnZ

Heaviest #earthquake I have ever felt, San Diego native; I have material damage in South Park: broken picture frames

I miss my K-Tel albums. And Blondie's "Remixed, Remade, Remodeled". Too much music is still locked up in my stacks of wax. :(

via @mashable: Just got your iPad? V2 on the horizon, along with updated iTouch and 2x iPhones: http://ping.fm/MOrH6

There is nothing quite as satisfying to discover that you no longer owe the IRS any money...this may last only 12 more days or so...

@netflix everywhere! iPad and iPhone / iTouch streaming movies coming soon! http://ping.fm/FhoDK

Best use of Chatroulette so far, hands down: Terrorism in the name of Bewbz: http://ping.fm/EU5Om

FYI San Diegans: the Good Will on Rosecrans has pimped out their back room with custom lightwood bookshelves and packed it full of goodies!

@qualcomm, @mashable: ATTACK OF TEH BUTTERFLYZ! http://ping.fm/blcrR

Power outage in South Park! Whole city blocks out! Cable modem + Time Capsule on UPS FTW bitches!

"I don't want...anybody else / when I think about you I touch myself"

@LadyGaga meets Chatroulette! http://mashable.com/2010/03/26/lady-gaga-chatroulette/

I think it might be TURNTABLES TYME!

"I got some grown man game for your Bluetooth..."

Emissary Capital Initiates Buy Rating and $6 Target on GreenHouse Holdings (GRHU.OB) http://ping.fm/Xm4O8

"you have offended my family...and you have offended the Shaolin temple" -Bruce Li

Hypocrite: One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises. ~Ambrose Bierce

"OK, you're going to be my prison girlfriend, and you're going to come to me, and I'd like you to touch me inappropriately." @LadyGaga

By popular request ( @shewhoknows ) here is the link to ETERNAL SALVATION! Ordain thyself for a mere $30 and GET YOUR SLACK BACK! http://ping.fm/UwmDy

Who else is LinkedIn out there? Hook it up! http://www.linkedin.com/in/froggacuda

Teh Hobbitz R comin! Teh Hobbitz R comin! http://ping.fm/4Rha8

"so the Man from Mars stopped eatin' cars / and eatin' bars / and now he only eats guitars! Get up!" ~Blondie

"In order to find his equal an Irishman is FORCED to talk to God...(look skyward)...yes, Father?"

"Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Of course, I'm not on my island. More's the pity..."

Emissary Capital loves the outlook on GreenHouse! Read all about it! http://ping.fm/bkLKH

Having too much fun adding functionality to GreenHouse's Google Apps through the Marketplace: @ManyMoon, @SocialWok to start. ROI starts NOW

GreenHouse YouTube Channel reincarnated! Check it out and subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/greenhouseintl

@SoCalChick81: @starryeyedmusic needs some Facebook love: http://ping.fm/CzmkW

Remember when Randall in Clerks went to Big Time Video? This is that, for me: http://www.google.com/enterprise/marketplace/home

The. Most. Genius. Thing. You. Will. See. All. Day. Period. http://www.invadenewzealand.com/

Toyota Recall movie poster. Genius: http://ping.fm/JWtow

Rodriguez vs Predators: OMFG superb! http://ping.fm/N7xS0

#FF: @HotForWords, @Melanicus, @DJStevePorter, @SoCalChick81, @AlyssaJacey, @ScheffXP, @NikkiHans, @KateAtState, @KarenHutchens, @Akairenn

Thrift store book shopping is theraputic.

Lehman Brothers hid debt through clever accounting. Didn't we get bitten already by Enron's similar bullshit? Read about it: http://ping.fm/KGKtr

Technology is my girlfriend.

Best commercials since "Are those Bugle Boy Jeans?" http://ping.fm/Cu8As @Sln_Broadsheet: Using butts to sell sneakers http://bit.ly/aybWhr

Nothing makes the blood run cold like playing a Marine in Aliens vs Predator in the dark and hearing your motion tracker start pinging...

"Cui ci sono dei mostri" ~Special Agent Pendergast

@akairenn: I see your puny bacon creations and raise you THE TOWER OF MEAT! http://ping.fm/Md5oO

@wired channels Steve Jobs on the iPad: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” ~Arthur C. Clarke

It is damn delicious to turn off all of these electronic distractions and read a book. In bed. With a cup of hot chocolate. And warm cats.

"god damn I'm glad y'all set it off..."

GreenHouse and UAI strike partnership for fully integrated green software solutions! http://ping.fm/VLZaH

via @akairenn: so rad this will melt your face off! http://yooouuutuuube.com/ try: http://ping.fm/1fXO6

Official StayClassy.org Fan Page on Facebook (they defenestrated the last one they grew so fast) -- JOIN NAO! http://ping.fm/WoqcI

I am thee Froggacuda... http://ping.fm/N6scH

@cinemajunkie: ZOMBIES HAVE RIGHTS TOO! Moar zombie fleshmobs plz! http://ping.fm/LKgpy

So NSFW, it must be equally rad. Watch this trailer for Gone With the Pope ASAP! http://ping.fm/HJbPl

@scheffxp, @thehawkshow: You gotta check this madness out immediately; live on U-Stream: http://ping.fm/iSlY4

@TheBoondocks: "My name is A Pimp Named Slickback. I believe I may have misplaced some merchandise at this residence. There she is!"

@mredmondson, @BoingBoing: SHOCKING news! Guru of Gang Starr in coma after heart attack http://bit.ly/9QnaoX

@CaliforniaCIO, @govtechnews California CIO, like the DoD recently did, issues a use policy for Social Media http://ow.ly/16FP3d

The iMat is hilarious...I am guessing the killer app for this thing is the Office Space "Jump to Conclusions"... http://ping.fm/Qy9Hn

Obama could use some Bruce Campbell lines... "Workshed" and "Chainsaw" come to mind... http://ping.fm/YRvV6

There is possibly nothing scarier in the cinematic world than Chuck Norris whispering to himself in The Octagon...

Excellent news for DoD employees: @KateAtState: DoD Official Policy on New/Social Media http://is.gd/9g3o8

@whitehouse: Obama video statement with resource links on Chile #earthquake and Hawaii, American Samoa, and Guam #tsunami warnings http://bit.ly/bepT86

@KPBSnews: Local undersea conditions will cause the TSUNAMI to vary in height between 24-40 inches along the SoCal coast starting at noon.

@SanDiego6: Tsunami Advisory issued for San Diego and California coast. after massive 8.8 earthquake in Chile. http://shar.es/m0UdR

@SanDiego6: Deaths, building collapses confirmed in 8.8 Chile #earthquake; Tsunami warnings for portions of S. America http://shar.es/m09Eu

@gadgetlab: time to buy the Apple "hobby project" Apple TV? Boxee Beta now available: http://ping.fm/JzVyi

GreenHouse is on a ROLL! 5 for 1, coming up! http://ping.fm/3HlxE

Jon Stewart Sums Up Everything That is Wrong with America in Under Four Minutes: http://ping.fm/yKKRi

keep all ages shows alive. go here and vote for the kids. http://ping.fm/aOzGD Wu Tang is for the children! thank you, Adam H.

@wired: Google is Borg; but what about music? Apple, do you hear the stealthy footsteps? Discuss! http://ping.fm/8CH7U

Custom Q is now GreenHouse Holdings, Inc! (GRHU.OB) http://ping.fm/uySwH

No rest for the wicked wanting to do good!

Obama's embarrassing Ska album "The Ska's the Limit" resurfaces at last! http://ping.fm/7zMA4

WANT! HP Home Server. Up to 17tb storage. iPhone app for streaming. Drool fuel. http://ping.fm/laWzM

GreenHouse (CTMQ) Partners with TEECO International to Deploy One-Megawatt Energy Tree for City of Las Vegas http://ping.fm/A5ezq

GreenHouse (CTMQ) Partners with TEECO International to Deploy One-Megawatt Energy Tree for City of Las Vegas

RULE #2: Double Tap!

"nothing I write is good enough" @natashabdnfield

Updated V-Card download for Yours Truly; easiest way to update your contacts accurately: http://files.me.com/froggacuda/qgdude

I can't live without DropBox; check it out today and help me get some additional space please! http://ping.fm/ksXNZ

@benparr, @mashable: Google Buzz posts stellar numbers, changes "the game" overnight? http://ping.fm/PlAty

"I didn't even hafta use my AK / I gotta say it was a good day" http://ping.fm/vnh0s

Imported my #Twitter contacts into #Google #Buzz using tw2buzz (http://tw2buzz.com/) -- pay attention to who it finds, tho -- like @ladygaga

"And sex!" she adds. "Sex is always good." via @shewhoknows: http://ping.fm/DmnT6

@ladygaga: "there's nothing else I can say / eh eh / I wish you never looked at me that way / eh eh / cherry cherry boom boom..."

Google Profile FTW! http://www.google.com/profiles/froggacuda

Aggregate me! I think this is how you can add me to your Google Buzz: http://ping.fm/V1iny

@elonjames wants you to know 13 Black Truths. I'm talking to you, @johncmayer: http://ping.fm/rpKt8

Daily McGee: Rahm Emmanual lays down the law on Democrats, Sarah Palin, and the Special Olympics: http://ping.fm/zsXPL

Netflix this! The documentary A Crude Awakening will blow your mind how fast we are running out of oil: http://ping.fm/D4ses