The attack on Festivus! Possible terrorist link in plane incident today! http://ping.fm/utIiy

Read and RT: Have you ever been asked to program something wrong? http://ping.fm/U7R99

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe...

Michael Bay + Victoria's Secret = all I can think of is Pretender class Decepticons! http://ping.fm/0tH2q

Copehagen, first person: "How can you ask my country to go extinct?" http://ping.fm/6WbDN

"Cherry, cherry. Boom, boom!"

Chargers HELL YEAH!

tomorrow is the winter solstice: http://ping.fm/mLUEs

2009 Compilation getting down to the wire; preview in the Parlour: http://ping.fm/aD0or

I FUCKIN' LOVE GOOD MUSIC!!!

"Call on me...I'm the same boy I used to be..." http://ping.fm/wHAav

"Anyone...who can touch you, can hurt you, or heal you / Anyone...who can reach you, can love you, or leave you"

This is the closest thing I have found to illustrate what's on the inside of my eyelids when I listen to music: http://ping.fm/bRTXB

If you won the Lottery, what is the weirdest thing you would do with the money? Ask @reddit: http://ping.fm/Fm7Fq

"Samir Naga...Nagannaworkhere anymore..."

YOU ARE STANDING IN AN OPEN FIELD WEST OF A WHITE HOUSE, WITH A BOARDED FRONT DOOR. THERE IS A SMALL MAILBOX HERE.
>open mailbox... http://ping.fm/x3i7h

"Moderation in all things, including moderation."

"I'm breakin' through, I'm bending spoons / I'm keeping flowers in full bloom / I'm looking for answers from the rain..."

Hilarity ensues, just in time for using menorahs for la vida loca: I give you...Meshuganah Shiksa! @seanentin @chrisursitti http://ping.fm/8dnpy

OK this is getting silly; broadcasting live to Ustream via iPhone. AT&T is gonna hate me. Godzilla vs Biollante: http://ping.fm/YK8Jq

"Life has to be lived within the time that Nature allows" ~Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S.

For all you carnivores and bacon-lovers out there, IWIN! I give you @burgerking FLAME cologne: http://ping.fm/iPe8U

WHAT THE FUCK DEMOCRATS?!?! Doubled tech startup taxation rate: http://ping.fm/jczQe

Scottish Advent Calendar...FTMFW! Via @reddit: http://imgur.com/ImQp2

Brainstorming sounds like it should hurt real bad...

First there was HR Panda; now there is DEATH BEAR: http://ping.fm/Hf6ml

The NSA has been using black highlighters for years...

Red Dawn Part Deux? http://ping.fm/Redb3

Fascinating study in bravery and honesty, and fone secks to boot, check this out: http://ping.fm/vRNce

This is the hawtest thing I have ever seen; you have to check this out, via: @lilithmichaels: http://ping.fm/cvhRe

"These words are my own / From my heart-phone / I love you..."

"Wake me up...when September ends."

"Honey, is that machine gun finished yet?"

"[Godzilla] is portrayed as being strong and dexterous, sometimes utilizing martial arts techniques in combat." http://ping.fm/gnXEf

Holy crap, this is UNBELIEVABLY rad, via @kylebrowning, @Jhodson: http://ping.fm/JvFCI

How Songs Become Old Friends = BLAWG: http://ping.fm/05cfW

"I don't know what went wrong / If I did, wouldn't matter 'cuz / It just wasn't enough..."

Apparently I wasn't Dmitri enough for the women in my life: http://ping.fm/eDkyC

“The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity; For this reason, he has integrity.” – Tao te Ching

"you stumble in my footsteps / keep the same appointments I kept / if you try walking in my shoes..."

"your pretty dress is oil-stained / from working too hard for too little / you've got your leather boots on..."

Happy Saint Andrews Day! Remember: if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP! http://ping.fm/0MHmp

@THE_REAL_SHAQ: "no one touches the Shaqtus" is comic genius.

Give up. It's the holiday season. Here's your remix fix; way better than anything you'll get at the mall: http://ping.fm/OgCKb

I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: live, parlour, love - http://w33.us/1vuh

Goin' to chuurch in the Parlour; "This house is a f*ckin' prison!" new excursion on the stream: http://ping.fm/Fxmio

"If I was twice the man I could be / I'd still be half of what you need."

Phunky phreshness in effect, hotcakes for your earz: http://ping.fm/saCsH

Giving thanks mix hot off the tables NAO! http://ping.fm/iJ793 -- get in here!

"I don't care what they say / I'm in love with you / They try to pull me away / But they don't know the truth...you cut me open and, I..."

"Read some Byron, Shelley, and Keats / Recited it over some hip hop beats..."

"You got me into this...affirmation overload, situation lost control / Send out an SOS...ha! and get some cash out..."

Thank you!

Looking to move to Ocean Beach; anyone got any landlord friends with houses to rent? Network, send me teh 411z! Kthx!

Thanksgiving is time to give thanks for DJ LURK COMPILATIONS! I gotta two disc in the works for teh 2009z with all sorts of sick new trax...

BLAWG: http://ping.fm/AmAci

"Remember what you told me / Don't be a baby"

Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.

"you can't stop me m*therf*cker, cuz I'm on a BOAT!"

LED TATTOOS! Aw yeah! Via @wired: http://ping.fm/Whj6l

[LA making medical marijuana dispensaries illegal] could result in a loss of $36 million to $74 million in sales tax revenue. http://ping.fm/LCHqB

"If you really like to rock the funky beats, someone in the house say hell yeah!" Brand new jump-up mix online: http://ping.fm/Dm75M

FINALLY fixed all the broken links to MZ and mix audio on teh blawg: http://ping.fm/N40UH - now thinking about spinning a new set

"since I saw you last I've been holding back / I figured I should do just that / I thought I'd crack but I smiled instead..."

I am on teh Wave: froggacuda@gmail.com; thanks much @slantview

"I'll let you read the fine print..." ~Nadia Ali / Fine Print; find it, listen to it, love it. Via @lilithmichaels

"and to me it seems quite clear...that it's all just a little bit of history repeating..."

"life is demanding / without understanding...I saw The Sign..."

If I was a Micronaut, my name would be Acroyear...

All the live mixes from 2009 so far, no repeats, get ready for All Hallows Eve with the Parlour OST: http://ping.fm/zHn5o

"Are you afraid of the Boogie Monster?" I thought so; click this: http://ping.fm/je6dT

Bringing the noise for Hallowe'en Friday; mad trax live from the Parlour; tune in: http://ping.fm/U2XYh

#GreenHouse has been nominated for the first-ever StayClassy philanthropic awards for Most Significant Impact by a Business! http://bit.ly/3f9Vwi

#GreenHouse has been nominated for the first-ever StayClassy philanthropic awards for Most Significant Impact by a Business! http://bit.ly/3f9Vwi

Mermaids! Thursday stream is UP; previewing the 2009 comp. Come on in, the H2O is fyne! http://ping.fm/lS4aS

Meet the OG Green Teem of #GreenHouse and check out our revamped website! http://ping.fm/fjhd9

"Cougar pride is the new gay pride." ~Amanda Fortini, Salon: http://ping.fm/pMy4k

"It's been a long time...I shouldn't have left you / Without a strong rhyme to step to"

"No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

If you haven't checked out the new improved #GreenHouse website, get clickin'! www.greenhouseintl.com

About to bust out He's the One Who Sucks. At least your name isn't Michael Bolton. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2DTK)

Mermaid Thursdays! Where's my old skool at? Broadcast is kickin' on uStream: http://ping.fm/Jj9Dq

For those about to LinkedIn, I salute you...with my profile: http://ping.fm/kTpS9

Add me to your blogrolls please: The Virtual Lilypad is http://ping.fm/iMBUl

"and our love is...black and white / and I'm wound up...small and tight / and I don't know...who I am..."

Reskinned teh blawg for more functionality and easier reading. Plus the wannabe Drupal theme was buggin' http://ping.fm/VXJbx

Blawg: http://ping.fm/9GPK9

"And I'm high enough from all the waiting / To ride a wave on your inhaling / 'Cause I love you no? / Can't help but love, you know..." http://ping.fm/T0K6d

"I walk like this 'cuz I can back it up." http://ping.fm/UWNWY

A likkle sumpthin' sumpthin' from the #GreenHouse Sekret Hedqwarterz: http://ping.fm/lhbN9

Straight from the #GreenHouse secret HQ: GREEN BEETZ! http://ping.fm/4VIOz

"bitch, you should do it for the love like Ray-J"

"Drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy and tears boy"

BE EXTRAORDINARY!

"everybody loves you when you're easy / everybody hates when you're a bore ... so don't disappoint them"

"And I'm high enough from all the waiting /
To ride a wave on your inhaling /
'Cause I love you no? /
Can't help but love, you know..."

I am trying to remember the last time I had homework. For me to do, not for me to hand out. Fantastic!

Parlour is up, selections from recent live mixes including William Move Your Head, He's the One Who Sucks, and This Job Would Be Great...http://ping.fm/cwBze

Here we go! Star Alerts es en fuego, rockin' out the GreenHouse social networks! #GreenHouse #StarAlerts http://ping.fm/hd3XC

"I am...I am...I am the accursed..." ~Faith Healer, Recoil