Simple idea can save CA counties $159M per year: reduce drug possession felonies to misdemeanors like Fed laws: http://ping.fm/CwvHF

Reminder to idiot Cali drivers: TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS IN THE RAIN! It's the LAW now!

@AngiesRightLeg: you can name every single part of Angelina's body and I'll follow it... http://ping.fm/dQGME

The reality of working at a pet shelter: you have to kill them all... http://ping.fm/TV2Fu

Tomorrow is FREE PANCAKE DAY @IHOP! consumerist.com/2012/02/free-pancakes-tomorrow-at-ihop.html

Advertisers are FUCKING UP The Lorax! Apparently nothing is sacred anymore... http://ping.fm/RlSx9

#FF CORPS @StayClassySD @FirehousePB @AnalogBar @SyrahWineParlor @KingFantastic @DJTroubleMaker @SleepingGiant @Karl_Strauss @StoneBrewingCo

#FF ENGAGE! @JAHuffman @ChrisUrsitti @StacyZapar @KatrinaBonds @DeidreLShannon @MattSpencer @PatWalsh @RussGlennMusic @CineBeth @BeckiFarris

Source: http://h30565.www3.hp.com/t5/Feature-Articles/Your-Cloud-Won-t-Secure-Itself/ba-p/1712

More unique instances of malware incursions have been tracked by security software in the past 18 months than in all the preceding 18 years.

California most disliked state; HATERS GONNA HATE! Also, God has a 52% approval rating... http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/02/california-americas-least-favorite-state/49002/#.T0Q5PvIpZV0.reddit

@TacoBell: WHERE ARE MY DORITOS-SHELLED TACOS! I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MARCH!

Obama just needs to shift marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule II and be done with it: http://ping.fm/l3zDE

As usual, the fans make better trailers than the studios; case-in-point: The Avengers Extended Mashup: http://ping.fm/LlcPF

Wake up! It's 1984! KARATEKA is getting a reboot! My inner Apple IIe is doing handsprings! http://ping.fm/alhvQ

@Skrillex means "HOMOSEXUAL SATAN WASP" This is the most hysterical nonsense I have ever read... http://ping.fm/mmdGT

The Japanese get St. Valentine's Day right: http://www.stvalentinesday.org/valentines-dayin-japan.html

Love 'em or hate 'em, The Transformers are coming back for a fourth movie. BRING BACK SOUNDWAVE, BAY! http://ping.fm/21vM6

If anyone is looking for a Senior Technical Recruiter in San Diego, message me; I have the best candidate in the US on blast!

Sony Music is DESPICABLE! Hikes price of Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits by 60% within hours of her death: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/feb/13/whitney-houston-album-price

5.5 earthquake in Northern California; 31 miles NE of Eureka http://ping.fm/Ozqys

All of dance pop has been trying, and failing, since 1987 to match "I Want to Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)." http://ping.fm/NvP2B

The top 12 reasons why the mortgage settlement sucks balls: http://ping.fm/cOs5b

Fired up the turntables and playing ALL THE WHITNEY! "It's not right, but it's OK"

Godspeed, Whitney. We will always love you.

Drive through funerals since 1974, only in Compton... http://ping.fm/0ZsM9

2 celebrate @KingFantastic un-incarceration, I'm gettin' my KF T on and blastin' THE ACCIDENT DISC @DJTroubleMaker http://ping.fm/KZyYV

This is just bloody AMAZING! Proof that cats make you crazy! http://ping.fm/LFAIR

"the RIAA and MPAA have successfully expanded copyright law in their own favor sixteen times in the last 35 years" http://ping.fm/dCkcT

Daft Punk + Chic / Nile Rodgers album will be AMAZING! http://ping.fm/H3cmV

Killer Reese One of @KingFantastic incarcerated; BUY PRODUCT NOW! Get your #FREEREESE T-shirt pronto! http://ping.fm/Fdvcf

@Chevrolet: you better not have hurt any of those frogs in your apocalyptic Super Bowl commercial; please confirm! http://ping.fm/ZiwDs

"You are the music while the music lasts." ~T.S. Eliot

"TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED! NOW WE RISE!" http://xkcd.com/1013/

"Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn." ~Charlie Parker

"It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr" ~Lewis Carroll

DECEPISNAILS! ABANDON THREADS! http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/AbandonThread.gif

"Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'" ~R. Kipling