My girlfriend's name is Skyrim and says all the right things, such as "I'm sworn to carry your burden". Also, dragons and magicks...

This is marvelous! What if Dr. Seuss wrote HP Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu? http://io9.com/5847879/

"The trouble with America is that it is full of Americans." ~Froggacuda parsing Braveheart

2) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

The Rules of Gunfighting: http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/mmpub/usmc_rules_for_gun_fighting/

WANT THE @Gerber_Gear APOCALYPSE KIT from @WalkingDead_AMC -- only 200 available, pre-order now, but not before me!

Quote of the Day via EthosPrime on @Reddit re: Megan Fox: "She's like a tire fire, the longer it burns the more interesting it becomes..."

Still mixing; jump into the Parlour, even for background music. Sorry 'bout the @uStream commercials... http://ping.fm/AKCrw

Do you have a teenage daughter? Better read this @NYMag article: http://nymag.com/news/features/70977/

Danny DeVito is The Lorax. http://www.theloraxmovie.com/. That is all.

This is the best guitar playing I think I have ever witnessed... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apa8GveP41E&NR=1 via @Reddit, natch!

Sign the petition to stop the E-PARASITE act HERE: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/stop-e-parasite-act/SWBYXX55

MightyHeaton.com has a powerful opinion piece out: FUCK PANDA BEARS! Hilarious. http://www.mightyheaton.com/2011/10/31/pandas-are-dumb/

@KingFantastic INTERVIEW and new 3 Stripes and @DJTroublemaker Remix of 'Appreciation'. Now get appreciating! http://ping.fm/gzsiD

SOMEBODY FIND ME GARY GOGICK! Bacon lube! http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html #bacon @jmspring @jlambert

Wal-Mart culture: 39% cheaper but you buy 4x more of it. NOT SUSTAINABLE, shitheads: http://www.grist.org/business-technology/2011-11-11-is-your-stuff-falling-apart-thank-walmart

This is totally sick: Notorious BIG vs Tom Petty / Mo' Free, Mo' Fallin' via The White Panda #mashup http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0VimezCcc

@ThePublicRecord $12.3 TRILLION handed over to banks by Fed Reserve with no executive approval. That's where your $$$ went: http://ping.fm/N5TkW

Heavy D: the girls, the girls still love thee! Godspeed, bro. http://ping.fm/lqIGX

@PremierPIMO has a brand new website; great job on a fresh new look, great info: http://premieralliance.com/

Just signed up for @USAA checking and savings. It took less than 5 minutes. US Bank is going to be angry...

The funniest shit I've seen on 4chan for a minute: Kermit insists that he is the Batman... http://ping.fm/kfxeO

@OfficialChicane: THOUSAND MILE STARE! New box set available for pre-order with new studio work, best of remixes, moar! http://ping.fm/zTuti

REMINDER: it's Movember 1st; clean shave and start growing that master 'stache for Prostate Cancer Awareness: http://us.movember.com