@Reddit helps replace $3500 speech assistance device for AZ family--there is still good on teh Interwebz! http://ping.fm/nA3Y9

Thought I'd dust-off the uStream for some Saturday mixes; tune in, turn on! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Mordenkainen-s-Parlour#

TURN OUT DA LITES with @YouTube Saturday, March 26, from 8:30pm-9:30pm: http://goo.gl/pXDMH #earthhour

One sammich to rule dem all! The awesome "Shooter's Sandwich" http://ping.fm/qaZAN

I am Epic Win! Opulence...I can haz it...once I get my Lap Giraffe! http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

Lo! Behold the best homecoming video EVER! MUST WATCH! http://www.b3ta.com/links/Party_in_my_room

Via @Reddit: welcome to your new fetish: http://animedesho.animeblogger.net/?p=2585

Help Japan, then dig deeper and help Crescent City, California; same tsunami, Americans. Please RT: http://ping.fm/FYU1L

Oh HELLS YES! Terry Pratchett (@terryandrob) Discworld to be made into a TV series! http://ping.fm/hYCFF

@joerogan: badass of the week gets scuba gear, finds family in tsunami-flooded home, rescues them, by himself: http://ping.fm/Wajbk

Every day is a good day to TERRORIZE CHILDREN. It builds characters: http://www.soothbrush.com/children-fear-photography/

Via @Reddit: Calvin & Hobbes--Pills kill the kid in all of us: http://imgur.com/k6KkO.jpg

@icecube @kingfantastic "As I leave, believe I'm stompin'..." to Veruca Salt's cover of Straight Outta Compton? http://ping.fm/68Xtz

PowerPuff Girls all grown up: http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

@LATimes: California tsunami effects = millions of dollars of damage: http://ping.fm/Ie5uk

R.I.P. Knut the famous polar bear who was raised by zookeepers after his mom rejected him at birth. Cannot unsee: http://ping.fm/LoJGL

Via @reddit: JAWOHL MEIN FUR-EHR! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/b7735a26-0e2d-4629-9e04-88e0be902010.jpg

Being Scottish, I honour my Irish brethren thusly: Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA

http://godhatesjapan.com/

DO NOT--I repeat--DO NOT FUCK UP THE LORAX, UNIVERSAL! http://ping.fm/EcJER

Via @reddit: Handwritten letter from @drdre on stumbling across Burning Man; this is just too awesome! http://i.imgur.com/8dRDr.jpg

"Tell mommy I'm sorry / This life is a party / I'm never growin' up" ~Chiddy Bang http://ping.fm/RpMqI

"I don't mind if you don't mind / I don't shine if you don't shine" ~The Killers

Via @reddit & @4chan: Rebecca Black's "Friday" is a work of unparalleled genius: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg

America: home schooling + religion = fellow countrymen and women that should be ashamed of themselves: http://ping.fm/CV3hi

LinkedIn folks, let's hook up; I'm the best rec writer this side of @StacyZapar: http://www.linkedin.com/in/froggacuda

Seen on Tumblr: don't be racist; be like the Panda...they're Black, White, and Asian! http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

Some ex-girlfriends are just wonderful creatures; others are worthless, self-centered, crazy pieces of shit. Why is there no in-between?

“...make your hand into a claw and tell them you’re a little monster and you can do whatever the fuck you want.” @LadyGaga

"Maybe listening is sexier than anything else you can do in public" http://www.viruscomix.com/page542.html

Godzilla backwards... http://i.imgur.com/WagHH.jpg

Hipster Traps in NYC baited w/ PBR and American Spirits, amongst other incentives. Brilliant! Look out, @Slantview! http://ping.fm/dll2C

The most ignorant "Christian" shit I have read in a long time: "God attacking Japan for tentacle porn, 4chan" http://ping.fm/CPf2u

Somebody find the water key that turns off my nose.

Understand that the building codes in Japan saved dozens of thousands of lives. Watch the skyscrapers sway... http://ping.fm/jPMlV

I'm fascinated by that gangsta shit /Always been a fan of that gangsta shit /You can count me in if it's gangsta shit /Just for the rush...

I chortle when I lose friends on social networks--really? Did your online persona take damage? Fetch the Waaambulance or the Waaalicopter.

It is only when you get deathly ill that you remember how fucked up you get when you drink a bottle of Nyquil #highschool #BattleLosAngeles

Grab deez nutz from @KingFantastic and @DJTroubleMaker: free iPod Why? Where? What? video featuring @KristinaRoseXXX: http://t.co/UHEOp0f

Why did the chicken cross the road? I just got this joke and my mind=blown. http://i.imgur.com/AhAdy.png

then I noticed the throbbing in my brain; my throat had closed to a needle's eye, and it was then that I knew that I was not going to work

And Mister Rogers finally looked up from his watch and said softly "May God be with you," to all his vanquished children. http://ping.fm/nws4k

Just in case you think you can blog... http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/so-you-think-you-can-blog/

New Blawg; enjoy! So You Think You Can Blog? http://froggacuda.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/so-you-think-you-can-blog/

@KristinaRosexxx re: wolf hat http://ping.fm/KYxKq FUCKIN' RAWR! http://www.dino-tees.com/Rawr-Means-I-Love-You-in-Dinosaur_p_8.html

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." ~Benjamin Franklin

@GreenHouseIntl Founder and senior security analyst Ken Robinson on CNBC discusses oil prices, Libya, and what's to come: http://ping.fm/75I6V

GODDAMMIT Universal Pictures SUCKS! Will NOT green light to Guillermo del Toro's Lovecraftian "Mountains of Madness" movie http://ping.fm/NQ82A

Via @twurtle0: This 3D light show from NYE in Portugal will blow. your. mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocgxe6ftx-4

I don't always post parenting shit, but when I do, I prefer LOLs via @cinerina ... this is HILARIOUS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-LwxR746s

@film_femme: 'I'm still in love / with that picture you took / with your headphones on / and printed for me'

@DeadMansPartyCA March 12 @BellyUpMusic:" "It's a dead man's party / Who could ask for more?" LET'S DO THIS! http://ping.fm/Pzvrt

What I miss most about childhood Sundays: Calvin & Hobbes in full color! http://ping.fm/ny98E

What's better than spending $100 on 2x Coleman camp kits? Spending $40 total and eating like Vikings in the backcountry http://ping.fm/WuVPI

@reddit: Redditor LucidEnding has less than 51 hours to live, ask him anything (warning: onions) http://ping.fm/kq49A

Possibly the most "squeee!" or "daawwww!" commercial I have seen in five years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNb0d0nBsWc

@therealgirltalk is coming to San Diego March 22, y'all; tix $75 a pop @ Soma: http://www.songkick.com/concerts/7246201-girl-talk-at-soma

@djtroublemaker puts it down fierce with @ruskoofficial on a new @kingfantastic remix of WHY? WHERE? WHAT? http://hypem.com/#!/item/19k2m

#FF: @RXEarth @SDSolarEnergy @GHProductCenter @JAHuffman @Kleptus @GreenHouseIntl @BeckFarris @KingFantastic @DJTroubleMaker @RuskoOfficial

@djtroublemaker @kingfantastic @ruskoofficial WHY? WHERE? WHAT? (Troublemaker Edit) is BANGIN' HARD, meng! Check it! http://ping.fm/MgoZ5

@dungeonsanddragons, @charliesheen, @Wizards_DnD: behold the new character class: CHARLIE SHEEN! #winning http://ping.fm/a0sue

@microsoft: for those about to upgrade [from IE6] WE SALUTE YOU! http://www.ie6countdown.com/

Meanwhile, in TX: $10K and 2 years for hiring illegal immigrants...unless they work in your house or yard for rich people: http://ping.fm/Y4N9A

@cinemajunkie @geeksofdoom WORST. IDEA. EVER! Blade Runner 2 WTF! http://ping.fm/3Ggbq

@DJStevePorter BANGS 7 GRAM SHEEN-HOP: #winning @CharlieSheen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjpmcBa-Rs&feature=youtu.be

Here's my entry for Old School Friday: "I'm callin' up the posse / it's time to get a-rippin'" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n13K5BWZBP4

I freakin' HATE grown men and women that CANNOT SPELL. You should have your college degree revoked, you craptacular nincompoops.

This is how we roll #green #energy #efficiency #sustainability at @GreenHouseIntl: http://ping.fm/NB5dQ

Charlie Sheen: I WAS BANGING SEVEN GRAM ROCKS, CUZ THAT'S HOW I ROLL (Dubstep): http://ping.fm/LNCbf

Best advice yet: date a girl who reads! http://themonicabird.com/post/3273155431/date-a-girl-who-reads-date-a-girl-who-spends-her

May 11, 2011: throw away your drivers licenses, get ready for your National ID card: http://ping.fm/2TRJp

The 100 items that will disappear first in a disaster scenario: better print this out for TEOTWAWKI: http://ping.fm/eU3lw

How to teach your kids survival...or anyone, for that matter. Great read: http://daysofourtrailers.blogspot.com/2009/02/howdy.html

GO LIBYA! http://ping.fm/BYg1u

New Tea Party talking point: renters don't have the right to vote. WHAT. THE. FUCK?!? http://ping.fm/rMZij

Sync your files online and across computers with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! http://db.tt/DxOQ1QV