"get up ah get, get, get down...911 is a joke in your town"

@ladygaga: "Every now and then somebody comes out and I really like them -- I really like this Lady Gaga." ~Ozzy Osbourne

"Comanaprosil...may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime"

"they have succeeded in making marijuana boring" Except for the estimated $1.4B in CA state revenue: http://ping.fm/7lQFA

WAIT! It gets better: SCOTUS Decision Allows Foreign Influence of U.S. Elections: http://ping.fm/VTUEb

Super size this: McDonalds adds wi-fi to the menu; Burger King adds beer. http://ping.fm/8bHZi

Bobby McFerrin again proves that simple things are the best. Pentatonic scale=universal music: http://ping.fm/Ko32g

@guykawasaki: Kermit the Frog Sparks School Lockdown! http://ping.fm/boUbX

GET YOUR SLACK BACK! Join the Church of the Subgenius, where everyone can be ordained: http://ping.fm/PPrb2

This is horrifyingly chilling; understand the consequences now so you're not surprised when it happens: http://ping.fm/pKVQn

I just realized the value of @TFLN: I find myself composing my texts as if I had a wider audience.

Kohrt? check. McGee? check. Newman? check. Roy? check. Salerno? check. Murdoch? check. FIND ME STEVE PRATCHNER! http://ping.fm/kPeuE

I like collecting friends, no matter what the platform; here's mah @foursquare: http://ping.fm/wcM5P

@geeksofdoom: George RR Martin's Game of Thrones coming to HBO? That will get me to pay good $$$. http://ping.fm/nuhiE

In honor of the #Drupal 7 Alpha release...I give you the REAL powah ov teh Drupalz: http://ping.fm/CDGHJ

#Follow Friday #FF: @SCHEFFXP, @TheHawkShow, @cinebeth, @firehousepb, @NTARC, @melanicus, @trish_solar, @jbruin, @djearworm, @slantviewmedia

Understand your language: "Please refrain from using the word "epic" until you encounter a WTF that is truly OMG." http://ping.fm/9yagS

RT @greenhouseintl @trish_solar: "How strange that Nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!" ~Emily Dickinson #quote

Widget of Wisdom! Put your current iTunes track everywhere automatically with In The Mood: http://ping.fm/C5ldx

Lost in translation: subtitlists don't get enough credit for these gems. Daily genius from the_mcgee: http://ping.fm/gJK23

Godspeed, Mister Pendergrass... http://ping.fm/CpOHX

Alright, Twitter getting out of control; O Great Network, what is the recommended app for Twitter, etc. on OSX?

@wired, @cinebeth: Ivan Reitman returns to helm GHOSTBUSTERS 3! http://ping.fm/ZxN1t

Your daily dose of love from The_Mcgee: Jimi Hendrix vs The Pixies! http://ping.fm/RXNaF

My man SMFR is a one-man Internet meme! Mormon Porn Star! http://ping.fm/OFKjb

T-Shirt (Hell) of the Day: http://ping.fm/GQQfL

"Sure I looked at the book of Leviticus once or twice...who hasn't?" Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian http://ping.fm/FHMkV

[NSFW] Chart of body part by mention in song genre. Sampling of 1000 songs per genre. Awesomeness! http://ping.fm/WeqH3

reddit + 4chan FTW. GPS location is embedded in the photo you take with your iPhone. Witness: http://ping.fm/N9E0L

@wired: Pure genius, Google. Photograph billboards while capturing StreetView. Then resell those billboards again and again. http://ping.fm/UhtXt

"you can feel it...that cold ain't the weather...it's death approaching." ~30 Days of Night

@pixelcat: this one's for you: MY CAT IS RETARDED DOT COM: http://ping.fm/Hoc8w

Potentially NSFW, PingWIre is real-time picture aggregation of what's streaming through Twitter; this will MELT YO FACE! http://pingwire.com/

Awwwww! What's wrong, T-Rex? http://ping.fm/qoYQw

Dear Netflix: if I take the time to rate my movies and even craft witty reviews, please fix your tech so I don't have to do this three times for each movie.

@ladygaga: "If we outlawed everything that was wanton and freakish, what would happen to Lady Gaga?" ~Stephen Colbert http://ping.fm/J4u6l

Law Enforcement needs a WARRANT to search your mobile phone: watch this closely: http://ping.fm/C6zPe

@sharenator: How many times do we have to tell you: DO NOT MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE! http://ping.fm/6o0gD

@ladygaga: her words: holy shit! Little Monsters at it again: BADDER Romance! http://ping.fm/zZn2U

@Brookeleeadams: "If I get the girl any closer to being in your room I'll be a pimp, and I don't want to do that." http://ping.fm/LJcjd

Ad for used BMWs is brilliant marketing: http://ping.fm/WWvMi

@joystiq: Found my replacement for WoW: LEGO Universe looks totally unreal! Check this out: http://ping.fm/1GLW0

IT job satisfaction plummets to all-time low. Opposite trend at Apple, GreenHouse! http://ping.fm/zfrV1

@mashable: "we decided that these would be the social norms now and we just went for it." - Zuckerberg on Facebook: http://ping.fm/3ICse

Really? I can Ping.fm through Skype? Check it.

RT @KING5Seattle: Seismograph of 6.5 N. Cal quake: http://bit.ly/6M2PA4 #earthquake

#earthquake: Aftershocks continue; USGS 10 degree map link: http://ping.fm/4mCJP

@ntarc: <--follow | fantastic live stream emergency resource, go technology! | bookmark--> http://ping.fm/1MzxZ

Want REAL real-time #earthquake news? Direct link to Humboldt County Fire / Law Enforcement scanner (web player): http://ping.fm/My5Gx

@latimescitydesk: Updated NoCal earthquake info; 6.5 magnitude 25 miles southwest of Eureka: http://ping.fm/lYR34

@msnbc_breaking = 6.5 magnitude earthquake strikes 24 miles off coast of northern California, USGS says http://bit.ly/3ieuwr

I am legend.

Ripping your own DVD collection takes a hell of a long time, but it's worth it... Handbrake FTW!

Remember that link explaining American's can't do basic math? Let me help: $2.32B - $4.82B = NEGATIVE $2.5B: http://ping.fm/IEekX

The Technochicken will EAT YOUR SOUL! http://ping.fm/D3IeE

GreenHouse has some exciting news: WE HAVE GONE PUBLIC! Happy 2010 and please RT! http://ping.fm/6qhH2

THERE IS NO PLAN B! A-Team trailer leaked online; watch it while you can! http://ping.fm/EVjz3

100% agreed: Social Media spurs reading, writing, typing skills in children...hell, in everyone! via @mashable: http://mashable.com/2010/01/07/social-media-changed-us/

(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)² 2(RAH)+3(AH)+2(ROMA)+MA+2(GA)+OOH+2(LA)=Want+Your+Bad+Romance ♥

"it's not the big things that send a man to the madhouse...its a continuing series of small tragedies" ~Bukowski

"the fingers reach towards an unresponsive god" ~Bukowski, Born Into This. http://ping.fm/2UK5q

Facebook iPhone app v3.1 has got some sizzle; watch out: your Facebook profile pic is now synced with my contacts for when you ring me!

"Well, I guess that we as humans must change how we treat plants and animals. It's time to learn from them." ~Godzilla vs King Kong (1962)

Via @npralltech: There is no escaping the Spanish (or African, or Asian, or Caucasian...) Inquisition! http://ping.fm/Dif42

Californians set to finally legalize marijuana in 2010; remember you'll OD on MILK before you will on pot, via @shewhoknows: http://ping.fm/U70Xk

via @mashable, @jbruin: Skype infiltrates your living room through your HDTV in 2010: http://ping.fm/wGoRK

"did you see me lay down the law? I am the LAWGIVAH!" http://ping.fm/vzOJK

via @entendu, @LadyGaGa: Poker Face, acapella style by talented Berkley little monsters: http://ping.fm/qmNNs

Welcome to 2010: the world of real-time fuck you. Agreed, karma is a bitch if your name is karma http://ping.fm/zIiWR

"your dreams have now been fulfilled...let's get up and let's get ill"

via @cinemablend: The Thing Prequel is coming.... http://ping.fm/T7LRm

Step up your acronyms for the new decade: ANFAWFOWS = And Now A Word From Our Web Sponsor...

via @SanDiego_News: New 3.1 quake, same place as last weeks 5.8; release that pressure slowly, o tektonik platez! http://ping.fm/hu8Xr

"rap is what you do; hip hop is what you live" ~KRS-ONE

In the quest for more connection, who has an active Xbox 360 gamertag? Mine is fr0ggacuda -- yeah with a zero...

"Reasonable? I don't want to be reasonable. I've been reasonable all my life and it's gotten me nowhere!" ~Special K

Build-my-own-movie-marathon: Beat Street, Breakin, Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo, and Krush Groove. "every good dancer needs a street name"

"the trick is to keep breathing." ~Garbage

Fugitive caught by logging into World of Warcraft. Welcome to 2010, where you can be found; @mashable: http://ping.fm/CKJTo

@lastfm: from your latest Scrobbler release on 3-27-2009: A promise of a better release within 2 months from http://ping.fm/MyVt4

(727): writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later. @TFLN

The Loudness Wars; must read - your music mastering has gotten ridiculously bad over the years @npr: http://ping.fm/4XPiJ

~ 8000 plays tracked at Last.fm since April 18th, 2008; that's averaging 13 tracks a day. More music-->life in 2010! http://ping.fm/vM7Zk

"If the truth is told as to be understood, it will be believed." ~Terence McKenna http://ping.fm/spHjj