"The trouble with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots."

I'm goin', shorty!

I'm goin', shorty!

Still rollin' after recording almost 4 hours of sickness: http://ping.fm/OZipl

The Parlour is up and running at LUDICROUS SPEED; come in and get your soundtrack on, live! http://ping.fm/dJfee

"open up my eager eyes...!" http://ping.fm/EIug9

134BPM+ live from the Parlour! Here we go! Recording for the hell of it, but might switch up and field requests through Skype. http://ping.fm/iLPR8

"Has it come to this?"

"Traveling somewhere...could be anywhere / There's a coldness in the air...but I don't care / We drift deeper into the sound...life goes on." http://ping.fm/Rvcmb

"you like my dirty sound? ... mmmhmm...que quieres?" http://ping.fm/Rvcmb

"Someday...the spirit of the heart...Someday...the miracle of man..." http://ping.fm/E8eMV

"cuz I love you more...can't help but love you more" http://ping.fm/Rvcmb

Still rolling new iiiisssshht! http://ping.fm/n6kJw

"Callin' all freaks now...that's the name of the game!" http://ping.fm/MpYWQ

New mix online in the Parlour. Have at: http://ping.fm/1Bk4G

"Drugs...rock 'n roll...badass Vegas hoes...late night booty calls...shiny disco balls!"

"Days go by and still I think of you...Days when I couldn't live my life without you"

"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors/But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor/And when I die I expect to find him laughing"

Non-Chargers football is better with my own soundtrack: He's The One Who Sucks - new mix streaming out the Parlour! http://ping.fm/EB8JZ

Just in case you needed to mod your flirting programming; Ask Reddit to the rescue: http://ping.fm/zcWz2

Collecting Skype handles for inclusion into the Mordenkainen's Faithfull backchannel: search 'froggacuda' of course...http://ping.fm/6VOu1

Throwin' some tracks around; get your Saturday Soundtrack out teh Parlour! http://ping.fm/oHrnK

Saturday morning hilarity ensues, courtesy of A-Wong: Ching Chang Chong: http://ping.fm/B8SiN

"oh Elise it doesn't matter what you do/I know I'll never really get inside of you/to make your eyes catch fire the way they should" ~Cure

::points at glasses:: ESTRADA!

RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: I'm green I'm green u no what I mean http://bit.ly/10VFds Go #GreenHouse!

"Every morning, I walk towards the edge / And throw little things off ... It's become a habit, a way / To start the day..." ~Bjork

"Go shorty...it's your birthday..."

Kaiserhof. Wednesday. On me. Bela Chris Feher 4 year anniversary. Who is in? http://ping.fm/vVEZR

Parlour is up, starting to set up a birthday prezzie mix for someone...if it's you, you'll know it's for you... http://ping.fm/8LI9E

"why don't you call me I feel like flyin' in two..." ~Underworld, Rez-Cowgirl, live from Creamfields 2003

"Make no mistake, the United States will hunt down and punish those responsible for these cowardly acts" ~GWB. 9/11 people. Never forget.

Just like me...perfection has its price. Stella Artois in the kegerator for ALL the September birthdays! Proust! ::lifts glass::

Absolutely beautiful, visionary music featuring my man CMG. I am inspired with the freshness. Jazz Mafia's Brass, Bows, and Beats: http://ping.fm/h1A00

Thinking of spinning up the Parlour...anyone out there need a soundtrack?

RT @Stay Classy.org Why should you go to Twestival this Saturday?? Check this out.. http://ping.fm/AmPNu

Hey Network! I need a simple brochure web page designed and hosted for $500 or so -- taking suggestions for trusted advisors! Thanks!

@seanmbreen: I PITY THA FOO...who wants to mess with the A-Team movie. BA Baracus = Quentin "Rampage" Jackson, son! http://ping.fm/ezdII

Parlour is goin' off; come play! http://ping.fm/67w3f

"I've heard it all before" ...in the Parlour: http://ping.fm/67w3f

Finding all sorts of good iiiissshhht. "This is an anthem for the risk of lovin' you" http://ping.fm/67w3f

What's this? A holiday? Goofing around with the turntables and new music. Parlour open; it's a CELEBRATION! http://ping.fm/67w3f

@robrosen was correct! Don't touch the bottom of the bay and you can drink! F-U to the stupid alcohol ban! http://ping.fm/R2OYX

RT @djsteveporter: btw this is for anybody, you can download my first album "Homegrown" here - http://bit.ly/5xPQW

"Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it" ~Cortana

RT @danhendo: Helping save the environment 2day: Visiting w/ Ursitti & Entin @ Greenhouse. www.greenhouseintl.com http://bit.ly/AoB6o #fb

Dan Henderson in the #GreenHouse! http://ping.fm/QD0hR

@NPR: This is the way PSAs should be, courtesy of the UK. SHUT THE FUCK UP ON YOUR PHONE AND DRIVE, PEOPLE! http://ping.fm/QpzN6

San Diego resident Clifford Wright has a bright idea--LED-lit wrenches! Brilliant! http://ping.fm/lEjKF